I’m sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I’m posting them anyways because I’ve been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point where I’ve been dreaming about Mexican corn ( elote ). And if you think for one second I wouldn’t knife you for a cob, you’ve got another thing coming. Hint: it’s gonna be a stab wound! Tacos may be the most delicious food in the universe, but they’re so unreliable! Their crunchy u-shaped shells just won’t stand on end, no matter how you stack them. Until now, gourmands have simply had to accept the fact that all tacos will fall, spilling their spicy goodness all over the plate. Fortunately, a solution has arrived! The ingenious Taco Holder set safely and securely holds tacos upright, preserving the look and feel of the perfect taco, and preventing unnecessary taco spills. Each Taco Holder consists of a sturdy strip of plastic molded into a wave-like shape that rests securely on any flat surface. Just place a pair of empty shells into the Taco Holder’s grooved shell slots, fill the shells with any combination of ingredients, and then enjoy your tacos at leisure as they remain upright and intact on your plate. Each piece from this lot of 9 brightly-colored taco holders will hold 2 tacos each. Make sure your family never suffers from spilled taco syndrome again by adding these clever Taco Holders to your kitchen arsenal today! Mmmm, count me in. Of course, I still hold up my tacos the old fashioned way: with a ski mask and revolver. GIMME ALL YOUR CHEESE-Y GOODNESS! eBay Auction Thanks to John, who’s never met a taco he didn’t like and should be dubbed an honorary Juan.

This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS. Some years ago I walked into a second hand book shop and I bought a Star Wars Cross sections book. In the center stood the Droid Control Ship. It blew my mind and I knew I had to build it. I used almost 30000 parts. Lots in the center globe that I build with the aid of a building program that I found on the web. 3500 tiles to cover the outside structure. Lots of Technic parts to make the inside frame, so I could move, lift and take it apart without breaking it. The technic parts are joined left/ right and top / bottom, resulting in a firm and solid almost selfcarrying structure. First of all, who the hell parts with a Star Wars cross-section book? CAUSE THEY BETTER HAVE DIED. Secondly, I’m serious, who would do that? That’s like sneaking original, unopened He-Man figures into Toys R Us and putting them back on the shelf. You gotta be crazy! Hit the jump for a bunch more of the amazing amazingness, as well as the link to higher-res shots.

This is ‘Crawler Town’, a rolling LEGO city built by Flickr user and skilled LEGOlier Dave DeGobbi . And, like Rome , it wasn’t built in a day. OR SO THE HISTORY BOOKS SAY. They also don’t mention alien subcontractors, but I have my doubts. Crawler town roams the barren wastes of a post steam-punk world after cataclysmic climate change do to excessive coal use. Several such cities exist but Crawler town is the most popular due to the Aero 500 hydrogen fuel cell Air races that are held. Many people travel the wastes to Crawler town for vacation and to enjoy rare luxuries like Pizza, fresh vegetables and Beer. Travelling the wastes in search of minerals and aquifers ( vital for survival) the mobility of the city keeps it away from the vicious sand storms of the wastes Good looking, Dave. Reminds me of the opposite of Water World. What would we call that, Land World? Mad Maxtopia? I dunno, but I do know the 2Pac video for ‘California Love’ is the shit. “As soon as I step on the scene, I’m hearin’ hoochies screamin’.” Oh yeah, I can relate. Wait — are you bitches calling the cops?! I posted a couple more shots after the jump, but you should definitely hit David’s Flickr gallery (with more shots coming soon) to appreciate the build in high-res.

That’s right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24″ AT-AT . It’ll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards of 10-20 (plus your butt’s v-card). In space, size does matter, and Hasbro certainly kept that in mind when creating its all-new, highly detailed Star Wars AT-AT. The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) played a significant role in the Empire’s military assault in The Empire Strikes Back, and it will play an equally important role in every fan’s toy collection this year! Measuring more than 24 inches tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, this colossal vehicle holds up to 20 Star Wars figures — 6 of which can fit in its head alone! — and includes so many play and electronic features true to its on-screen counterpart that it’s hard to believe! From the zip-line in its body and articulated legs for superb poseability, to its LED lights and authentic movie sounds and phrases, this is the must-have addition for Star Wars fans of all ages. Includes a 3.75 inch AT-AT driver action figure and a pop-out speeder bike. Size does matter — really? THIS IS A KIDS TOY — leave the sexual euphemisms at home! That said, I’m totally buying one of these for my son. And, more than likely, HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SON?! Hit the jump for another shot and a link to the page detailing all the new toys that are dropping.

Granted a LEGO wallet isn’t the worst thing (cellmate) to make your ass hurt, but still. I can barely stand my wallet and it’s genuine pillowdragon leather ( softest material known to wizard ). I don’t want a bunch of dots printed on my buttcheeks, yo! Still, if you’re a lady and want to carry one in your purse , I respect that. They range in price from $24 to $32 depending on the model and I’ll even let you pay for my drinks. All of which better come with umbrellas and plastic cutlasses cause I’m a classy bitch. Product Site via I Can’t Think Of Anything More Comfortable To Carry In Your Pocket Than These LEGO Wallets [ohgizmo]

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You ever dreamed of seeing an iPhone case made out of a Game Boy Advance? WELL CONSIDER IT ANSWERED YOU LITTLE SIMPLE MINDED DREAMER! And I want it be noted who made your dream come true . No, not the modder. ME. I did it. And I’m about to do it again. Are you ready for this? YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!! Kidding, you totally are. Still, it felt good for a second there, didn’t it? 18 years, sucker! Hit the jump for some close-ups and a video of the thing playing a little Sonic the Hedgehog. SACRILEGE!

This is a video of a gamer girl (A gamer girl, not THE gamer girl) testing the durability of NES cartridges by freezing them, putting them in the washing machine, dropping them off buildings, drilling them, fireworking them and running them over with cars. How do the games fair? You’ll have to watch all 7:30 to find out! Kidding, they all survive. SPOILER : this was supposed to go before that. Youtube Thanks to ~Zak, big jerm and MoD, who have all destroyed NES cartridges beyond use. Lasers, baby, high-five!

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes FOR WORK. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know. Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.

Let’s face it, your children don’t have any hand-eye coordination. Or, in my case, hands or eyes. You see, I don’t have any children and I want to keep it that way — at least until I come up with a really clever alias. Beefy McLargehuge? So yeah, you might want to get your kids some $2 dinosaur chopsticks before they poke their own eyes out with separated ones. And get me a few pairs while you’re at it. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Hey GW — these are probably the closest you’ll ever come to having a dino in your mouth”. And, well, now you’re just being vicious. Product Site Thanks to Closet Nerd, who once fell asleep in there and never heard his friend yell rodeo.