The strictly conceptual Aurora Watch was designed by Jihun Yeom and looks like a watch with no face. Actually, it looks like a portal to your arm hair. But when you tap it, oh boy, when you tap it . LASER BEAMS!! There’s more of a transparent face with no signs of the hour or minutes hand. It’s not as if the designer forgot to put them there, he just got innovative and decided to perk up this analog piece by including funky laser light beams for the hands. The red beam indicates the minutes and the blue depicts the hour. They appear only when you tap the bevel edge around the watch ring; until then it’s just a hip jewelry around your wrist. Now listen: I love lasers as much as the next guy who can shoot them out of his eyes/pants, but don’t tease me with a laser watch unless you can actually make one. It ain’t fair! Like showing your dog bacon, then sprinkling the bastard with catnip and meowing at him. A Watch With No Face [yankodesign] Thanks to Drewblu, Laurent and EclecticEgo, who don’t need lasers to tell time, just somebody else with a watch.

John Coker undoubtedly ate crayons (and Play-Doh ) as a child. And when he grew up, he decided to make an 8-pack of giant Crayola crayon rockets and shoot them into the wild blue yonder. Sadly, only four of the eight rockets took to the sky. It’s okay, John, a 50% success rate isn’t bad. Kidding, that’s terrible. Maybe next time you should try those sniffable markers. Love those things. Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

That’s right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24″ AT-AT . It’ll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards of 10-20 (plus your butt’s v-card). In space, size does matter, and Hasbro certainly kept that in mind when creating its all-new, highly detailed Star Wars AT-AT. The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) played a significant role in the Empire’s military assault in The Empire Strikes Back, and it will play an equally important role in every fan’s toy collection this year! Measuring more than 24 inches tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, this colossal vehicle holds up to 20 Star Wars figures — 6 of which can fit in its head alone! — and includes so many play and electronic features true to its on-screen counterpart that it’s hard to believe! From the zip-line in its body and articulated legs for superb poseability, to its LED lights and authentic movie sounds and phrases, this is the must-have addition for Star Wars fans of all ages. Includes a 3.75 inch AT-AT driver action figure and a pop-out speeder bike. Size does matter — really? THIS IS A KIDS TOY — leave the sexual euphemisms at home! That said, I’m totally buying one of these for my son. And, more than likely, HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SON?! Hit the jump for another shot and a link to the page detailing all the new toys that are dropping.

The Air Force has been tooting their own horn after recently shooting down a ballistic missile with a plane-mounted laser-pewer . That’s cool, but I’ve been able to do the same thing for years with my eyeballs . OH — OH — DON’T MAKE ME TAKE OFF THESE OAKLEYS! The plane uses lasers to lock onto the missile and follow its trajectory and then brings it down with a single shot from its nose - all in a matter of seconds. It is the first successful test of a futuristic, directed energy weapon and realises what had previously just been a science fiction fantasy. Iran and North Korea could now be forced to alter their missile programmes to make them faster and to look at how to counter the laser beams. Neat, but what I want to know is this: where was that missile headed and what would’ve happened if the pew didn’t bring it down? Because I’d like to imagine IT WAS AIMED RIGHT AT YO FACE. Oooooh, burn . Wait, reader — come back! U.S. ‘Star Wars’ laser plane successfully shoots down ballistic missile for first time [dailymail] Thanks to KMH, ChayGavvara, Alexis, Pepe le pew pew, Quintin, Dr. Haq and Captain_O!, who can blow up lasers with missiles. Marinate on that one.

Jeff posted an online ad looking for disguised weapons so he can attack people without their knowing. Unfortunately, Mike replied to his ad with some DIY weaponry . Jeff was not impressed. This is the knife Mike offered him, but hit the jump to see a sweet handgun, rifle and shotgun he was also willing to part with. I don’t get it, they all look good to me. Geez Jeff, go get yourself a damn belt sword . Just don’t forget you’re wearing it when you feel like getting kinky in the bedroom. I’ve gone through had a friend go through two call girls already. Sliced their buttcheeks clean off. Hit the jump for the rest of the hilarity.

Jeff posted an online ad looking for disguised weapons so he can attack people without their knowing. Unfortunately, Mike replied to his ad with some DIY weaponry . Jeff was not impressed. This is the knife Mike offered him, but hit the jump to see a sweet handgun, rifle and shotgun he was also willing to part with. I don’t get it, they all look good to me. Geez Jeff, go get yourself a damn belt sword . Just don’t forget you’re wearing it when you feel like getting kinky in the bedroom. I’ve gone through had a friend go through two call girls already. Sliced their buttcheeks clean off. Hit the jump for the rest of the hilarity.

OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can’t say it’s a genuine ” pew” , but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is even worthy of a Geekologie post. And, if you are, you belong in a f***ing insane asylum. Here, can you see this — can you see what I’m doing? I’m circling my ear with one finger and pointing at you with another while I roll my eyes. That means you’re crazy. OMG LASER GUNS PEW PEW PEW Thanks to Pepe-Le-PEW-PEW, who once fell in love with a flashlight thinking it was a laser blaster. You poor bastard.

I don’t know about you, but I shoot to kill. Especially when it comes to protecting my castle (rent-controlled apartment). So I’m gonna have to pass on the Koosh bullets . AND seconds. Really, I’m stuffed. Lightfield has been selling these projectiles to law enforcement agencies and wildlife officials for years. Each round is filled with a soft projectile that resembles a koosh ball. They look like toys, because they’re made by a Chinese toy factory. The best thing about them is that they aren’t likely to kill someone even if they are fired at point blank range. They’re so soft that they’re almost incapable of penetrating the body. Eh. I’m a little hesitant to shoot toys at an intruder only to have them return fire with adult bullets. No, I think I’ll be sticking to my laser blaster, thank you very much. And I’m not just saying that because I accidentally glued it to my arm training for the robot wars, but that’s exactly what happened. A closeup of the projectiles after the jump.

For those of you not in the know, Adidas is dropping a line of Star Wars sneakers , shirts and hoodies this year that promises to be ultra dope. I’ve been getting the tip forever, but I keep getting too drunk and forgetting to post it. It’s worth your while to go HERE , HERE or HERE to see what all they have to offer, then watch this commercial and get super stoked about it. Personally, I want the AT-AT sneakers. FOR STOMPING REBEL SCUM! You hear that, Skywalker? And don’t you even think about tying my laces together. Youtube and Youtube (another, much shorter commercial that’s not as good but does feature Vader firing the Death Star at earth) Thanks to Donna, emerica, Ali, Tiffany, Miss Bowser, LSDiesel, Blastphemer, Troy, Steve, sluggerknuckles, Ben, Daniel, Spikey DaPikey, Patrick, sham, Jazzman, joe the human beatbox, fire in my hole, Alice, mavis, kevin and Conner, who know quality footwear when they see it. What do you think of these kicks, guys? They’re called Wheelies. Gonna be huge.

For those of you not in the know, Adidas is dropping a line of Star Wars sneakers , shirts and hoodies this year that promises to be ultra dope. I’ve been getting the tip forever, but I keep getting too drunk and forgetting to post it. It’s worth your while to go HERE , HERE or HERE to see what all they have to offer, then watch this commercial and get super stoked about it. Personally, I want the AT-AT sneakers. FOR STOMPING REBEL SCUM! You hear that, Skywalker? And don’t you even think about tying my laces together. Youtube and Youtube (another, much shorter commercial that’s not as good but does feature Vader firing the Death Star at earth) Thanks to Donna, emerica, Ali, Tiffany, Miss Bowser, LSDiesel, Blastphemer, Troy, Steve, sluggerknuckles, Ben, Daniel, Spikey DaPikey, Patrick, sham, Jazzman, joe the human beatbox, fire in my hole, Alice, mavis, kevin and Conner, who know quality footwear when they see it. What do you think of these kicks, guys? They’re called Wheelies. Gonna be huge.