Tactical Corsets are ” high-fashion high-function clothes for empowered women ” and are available with or without body armor depending on the level of “action” you see on a day to day basis. Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators MILSPEC features like MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles in a load-bearing carrier designed to support the female form. Count me in. And by me and I mean you, ladies. Okay, and me. What — I look good in black! Also, stilettos . Tactical Corsets Thanks to Watch-303, who once took out a whole tribe of amazon women but made them all pay for their own dinners.

CLICK HERE FOR FULL SIZE IMAGE Remember the new presidential limo that Cadillac designed to be PEW PEW proof ? Well it’s been approved for use starting January 20th and is jam-packed with all kinds of exciting features like extra presidential blood (I’m not kidding) and 8-inch thick (me too, ladies ) doors that weigh as much as a 757’s cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even it only 3-inches (me too, ladies ) to “pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside”. Pay a toll? Get fucking real! I know the picture is small, so click here to see the full size image and read all those little words. Then, read my lips: No. new. tickets. Seriously, I’m already driving on a suspended license. Shhhhhh! Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile [gizmodo] Thanks to Pat and Vossk, who allegedly both banged hookers in the back of this thing while it was being built.