This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box , it’s a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they’ll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!! [randomsadas] Thanks to Carlos, who agrees crying children rank right up there with people hurting themselves on the funny meter.

This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box , it’s a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they’ll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!! [randomsadas] Thanks to Carlos, who agrees crying children rank right up there with people hurting themselves on the funny meter.

A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after she had told him to go to bed. Nice, but I would have just belted the shit out of him because I know good parenting. Mejia’s son - one of four children the 49-year-old is raising alone - was playing “Grand Theft Auto,” an exceedingly violent video in which the gamer assumes the role of ladder-climbing criminal. An argument ensued as Mejia unplugged her son’s PlayStation. Then, this mad-as-hell mother dialed 911. Police responded and managed to talk the boy into shutting off the game and going to sleep. Mejia said she approves of athletic-themed videos, but as for “Grand Theft Auto,” she said, “I would never buy that kind of video. No way. I called (police) because if you don’t respect your mother, what are you going to do in your life?” “They (police) were just like, ‘Chill out. Go to bed,’ ” the boy told the Herald. Now listen here you little jerk — you respect your mother. She’s busting her ass to support you and three other children and you have to stay up Hot Coffee modding it (I’m on to you, pervert!) into the wee hours? You just be thankful I wasn’t on duty to respond to that call. You ever been tazed and pepper sprayed and choked out with RGB cables simultaneously? It’s not as kinky as it sounds. The 911 on video game obsession [bostonherald] Thanks to Lance and Space Kitten, who were respectful children but still managed to grow up and be delinquents.

A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after she had told him to go to bed. Nice, but I would have just belted the shit out of him because I know good parenting. Mejia’s son - one of four children the 49-year-old is raising alone - was playing “Grand Theft Auto,” an exceedingly violent video in which the gamer assumes the role of ladder-climbing criminal. An argument ensued as Mejia unplugged her son’s PlayStation. Then, this mad-as-hell mother dialed 911. Police responded and managed to talk the boy into shutting off the game and going to sleep. Mejia said she approves of athletic-themed videos, but as for “Grand Theft Auto,” she said, “I would never buy that kind of video. No way. I called (police) because if you don’t respect your mother, what are you going to do in your life?” “They (police) were just like, ‘Chill out. Go to bed,’ ” the boy told the Herald. Now listen here you little jerk — you respect your mother. She’s busting her ass to support you and three other children and you have to stay up Hot Coffee modding it (I’m on to you, pervert!) into the wee hours? You just be thankful I wasn’t on duty to respond to that call. You ever been tazed and pepper sprayed and choked out with RGB cables simultaneously? It’s not as kinky as it sounds. The 911 on video game obsession [bostonherald] Thanks to Lance and Space Kitten, who were respectful children but still managed to grow up and be delinquents.

A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after she had told him to go to bed. Nice, but I would have just belted the shit out of him because I know good parenting. Mejia’s son - one of four children the 49-year-old is raising alone - was playing “Grand Theft Auto,” an exceedingly violent video in which the gamer assumes the role of ladder-climbing criminal. An argument ensued as Mejia unplugged her son’s PlayStation. Then, this mad-as-hell mother dialed 911. Police responded and managed to talk the boy into shutting off the game and going to sleep. Mejia said she approves of athletic-themed videos, but as for “Grand Theft Auto,” she said, “I would never buy that kind of video. No way. I called (police) because if you don’t respect your mother, what are you going to do in your life?” “They (police) were just like, ‘Chill out. Go to bed,’ ” the boy told the Herald. Now listen here you little jerk — you respect your mother. She’s busting her ass to support you and three other children and you have to stay up Hot Coffee modding it (I’m on to you, pervert!) into the wee hours? You just be thankful I wasn’t on duty to respond to that call. You ever been tazed and pepper sprayed and choked out with RGB cables simultaneously? It’s not as kinky as it sounds. The 911 on video game obsession [bostonherald] Thanks to Lance and Space Kitten, who were respectful children but still managed to grow up and be delinquents.

Madge is currently in the hometown of her boy toy lover, Jesus Luz, visiting favelas, planning end-of-year concerts, and possibly meeting Jesus' parents. The pop icon, who sported a cross necklace, also brought her rabbi along with her on the…

This is a excerpt from a Facebook conversation (hit the jump to read the rest) between some crazy old lady and who she believes to be her son, but isn’t. I have no idea whether it’s fake or not (I don’t think it is), but that’s not the point. The point is that this a perfect example of why older parents shouldn’t be allowed to operate computers (or motor vehicles, unless they’re driving me to the mall with my friends). And I’m not just saying that because my stepfather walked in to use the computer during one of my more risque webcam shows, but he did. And started dancing. Yeah, it was awkward. But only in the beginning. Hit the jump for the rest of the conversation.

So rare we see one of the Hilton sisters out with their 'rents… Nicky joined her mom and dad, Rick and Kathy Hilton, for dinner at Madeo last night. One of the paps even asks if Nicky has always…

Can you believe it? Parents are actually breaking the code of “secret” text speak that teenagers use to talk dirty to one another and make plans to *gasp* smoke the marijuana . Ever wondered what the secret codes that teenagers are bashing out on mobile phones and computers mean? Well, wonder no more. A list of the top 50 acronyms that every parent should know has been compiled and posted onto the internet, MyFox Atlanta reports. According to the list, a “Code 9″ or “CD9″ means that parents are nearby. The words “I love you” can often be difficult for people to say, but the latest way around is by simplifying the phrase to “143″. 143 — really? I’m pretty sure people have has been using that since before Shakespeare. I mean, I used to use that shit in grade school when we only had pagers . Damn yeah I sold drugs! Hit the jump for the top 50 “must know” phrases.

This is a video of a two-year old playing Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix and pulling off Zangief’s Double German Suplex simply by mashing all the buttons . Which, ironically, is how I play . My two year old son’s first time in front of the joystick, playing against another five year old online in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix. Manages to get a couple grabs and finishes the third round with a double suplex. He also did Fei Long’s flaming kick and some other special moves in matches I didn’t get on video. He’s better at flailing at 2 than I was at 22 when SF2 came out in the arcade. I’m so proud. Hearing the father say “push the buttons” gets pretty annoying after the first time, so feel free to skip to the last 15-seconds to watch the kid pull off the suplex. Then, start training your own child for a promising career in video games. Hey, anything can happen. Believe it or not, I even touched a boob once. *poker face* Admit it — I had you going for a second! Baby Pulls Off Zangief’s Double German Suplex [kotaku] Thanks to Julian, who once beat Sagat with one eye closed, just to be fair.