You Gobble Those Knuckles!: Pac-Man Tattoo

You Gobble Those Knuckles!: Pac-Man Tattoo

This is a tattoo of Pac-Man gobbling his way across somebody’s knuckles . At first I thought it was just done in pen , but after an extensive Photoshop investigation I came to the conclusion that I didn’t care and I’m posting it anyway. BOOYA! Pedantic Title: There Was No Dark Blue Ghost [ugliesttattoos] Thanks to Cinderella, whose glass slippers were actually diamond but she didn’t want to tell anybody that because they might have tried to rob her.

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

Haha!: Awesome Pacman Vs. Mario Cartoon

What would happen in a battle of Pacman vs. Mario ? Would the dot-chomper gobble plumber ass, or would the Princess saver stomp the big yellow mouth like a Goomba ? Watch to find out! Also, this may or may not be a Russian commercial for some kind of snack food product. Damnit Russian, who needs snacks when you have vodka?! And you wonder why couldn’t put a man on the moon. Youtube Thanks to A-lice in Wonderland, who, that’s it I’m shaving my head.

No: Roombas Programmed To Play Pac-Man

Been waiting for someone to hack a bunch of Roombas to play Pac-Man ? Me neither, but somebody did AND YOU’RE GOING TO WATCH THEM OR I’M GOING TO TOOTHPICK YOUR EYES OPEN AND MAKE YOU. The vacuum, long an instrument for chasing cats, has now been turned against its own. What better use for automatic home appliances than to have them chase each other in classic video game style? Built using our spare time, Roomba Pac-Man is designed to showcase the extensive Unmanned Aerial System software suite that we have developed to support our personal research. It was also a great opportunity to use some of our skills for our own entertainment. Neat idea, but did you have to use robots? Why not kittens ? I mean, you just handed over like $1,500 to the iRobot company. Which, despite the number of emails I’ve sent, the government still refuses to classify as a terrorist organization. OPEN YOUR EYES YOU BUREAUCRATIC BUTTPLUGS! Unless….OMG the government’s in bed with the robots! Initializing expatriation! New Mexico here I come. Project Site Thanks to Jonny S, mary, Jackie and Boomer, who vacuum the old fashioned way: with a shaggy dog taped to a broken tree branch.

Oooh, Nice Wheels: Pac-Man Drives In Style

Oooh, Nice Wheels: Pac-Man Drives In Style

I’ve often wondered what kind of car Pac-Man would drive, and now I know. He doesn’t just gobble dots — he gobbles the dotted line ! OM NOM NOM!! And, in case you can’t see this and somebody is reading it to you, the car is bright red and yellow. Kind of like a firetruck/schoolbus combo. Which — these kids are heroes, damnit! Hit the jump for several more shots of the car including the sweet rims.

I Would Munch Those Dots: A Pac-Man Cake

I Would Munch Those Dots: A Pac-Man Cake

This is a Pac-Man cake created by CupcakeJonas for an undisclosed Pac-Man fan . Some suspect it was Pac-Man himself but that’s ridiculous because….actually, I bet it was him. Dude does have a big mouth and love sweets . That’s why he doesn’t have any teeth! Now I have no idea if that Pac-Man arcade cabinet is actually edible, but I would 100% take a bite out of it anyways. I don’t care if it has razor blades in the middle, I am curious and not a cat! Incredible Pacman Arcade Game Cake Design Makes Mouths Water [walyou]

Be Like Obama: Pac-Man Laptop Stickers

Be Like Obama: Pac-Man Laptop Stickers

AAAAHH, HE’S POINTING DIRECTLY AT MY SOUL! But that’s not the point, the point is that there’s little Pac-Man looking sticker (which I’m pretty sure is actually a Chain Chomp sans chain) on the president’s MacBook Pro. And now you can have one just like it for the low, low introductory price of $3 (or 5 for $12)! These Pacman stickers in dark blue are now available for sale from Obama Pacman! Works on your Apple laptop, including MacBook, MacBook Pro, MacBook Air, your Apple desktop, including iMac, Mac Pro, and maybe even a Mac Mini. These high quality stickers will also work for PCs and almost anything else you can get your hands on. OMG, Pac is headed right for that apple! Don’t eat it, Pac, DON’T DO IT! *om nom nom nom* Thanks a lot jerk, now we have to leave the garden. Say — think you could get the missus to flash us all before we go? Product Site

You Gobble That Road: Pac-Man Mini Cooper

You Gobble That Road: Pac-Man Mini Cooper

This is a Pac-Man themed Mini Coope r from The Cool Hunter. I can’t tell if it’s real but I’m leaning towards absolutely not. So, somebody Photoshopped a Mini Cooper — how bout that? Hold on to your hats though, because there’s a Space Invaders model after the jump. Now i know what you’re thinking, and no, that wasn’t me driving on the sidewalk last night (yes it was). I thought it was the bike lane! Hit it real good.

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