I remember seeing this video (the original Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ) a long time ago, and you’re probably gonna yell at me because you sent it to me years ago, but you know what? I’m not gonna let it get to me. You can’t make me feel bad. But you can make me a sandwich. And you know what? YOU’RE GOING TO. Triangle cut, no crust, no pubes. Youtube via Zelda dance [wtfjapanseriously] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Dan, who actually perform that dance at clubs and impress all the womens.

How is it she just keeps looking better every year? Damn! Jealous? Jen Aniston has had a busy 2009! That on and off relationship with loud-mouthed Mayer, not to mention two films - He's Just Not That Into You…

How is it she just keeps looking better every year? Damn! Jealous? Jen Aniston has had a busy 2009! That on and off relationship with loud-mouthed Mayer, not to mention two films - He's Just Not That Into You…

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual . Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together after the second season, that set was just about 2 minutes and mostly bloopers, but the few suggestive shots were enough to make me wonder what a full version would look like, so enjoy! Oh man, that was hot. Granted not as hot as my laptop’s heat exhaust, but I’m tryin’ to cook my meat. Which, medium-rare — anybody? Youtube Thanks to Jacob and oysterboy, who can only communicate in the language of love. You should’ve read their tips, I swooned!

You ever wanted to see an old-ass Korean commercial featuring Robocop hocking fried chicken strips? You’re sick as f*** if you have. But this is it anyways, because I cater to you sickos. With a bowtie and silver platter and the whole nine yards. But if you think for one second I won’t spike your drink, you’ve got another thing coming. Namely, a spiked drink. And then I’m gonna gulp it down right in front of you. HIYO, gettin’ crunk on the job! Haha, what do you mean I’m fired? Youtube Thanks to victor, who doesn’t buy any products endorsed by robots. Buy human!

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

The still-hot Aussie turns 54 today… but does he look it? I'm gonna have to go with YEAH. Mel Gibson is an attractive dude, but you can tell he's had a lot of late nights in his latter years….

Now this is totally mean, but Meg Ryan's getting old, people. BUT, we'll say this … she looks good! I mean come on! Is it our job to pick people apart and put them down? — No! Let's be…