The Gelfin Ear Tip is a brass (not even gold!) piece of jewelry made to insert into an ear piercing so you can look like an idiot. And trust me folks, I’m not saying that to be rude — I fucking love a good looking elf-ear . This just isn’t one of them. And especially not for $260 per ear . You’re better off just cutting your ears and spraypainting them gold. Which is exactly what I did two days ago. That’s right — and from now on you will only refer to me as Findecáno Calmcacil, the Elf King of Geekologie. Also, I think the ear infection has spread to my brain. UPDATE : Whew, false alarm — just a little gold spraypaint in my blood-alcohol stream. I’m pissing riches! Bijules NYC “Gelfin Ear Tip” [highsnobette] Thanks to Amanda, who, unlike you guys, doesn’t need elf ears to turn me on.

This is a video of some computer porn . Like computer porn in the truest sense: computer parts getting it on with one another. It really didn’t do much for me, but that’s probably because it’s super softcore compared to a lot of the other stuff I’ve seen. Haha, you know what I’m talking about — that real quadcore shit. Youtube Thanks to Nick, who claims he doesn’t find this sort of thing titillating. He’s a liar.