You see that guy in the picture? You know what he’s doing? He’s making a 3-D copy of his genitals because his office just installed the new ZPrinter 350 3-D copier. And now you can too for the low, low price of $25,900! Unfortunately, the device can only copy units smaller than 8 x 10 x 8 inches, so mine’s out. HIYO! 3D copier puts normal copy machines to shame [dvice]

The i.Saw is allegedly the first USB-powered chainsaw . Supposedly it’s real and available for $60 pre-order, but I dunno. I mean, a USB chainsaw would be handy to have around the office, I just question it being a real product. Because $60 sounds a little too good to be true. And with the amount of dead hookers yours truly The Superficial Writer The IWatchStuff Writer disposes of on a weekly basis, this thing would practically pay for itself (but not literally so we’d still have to sell drugs). Questionable video after the jump.