Verizon , in an act of big-brotherdom , has decided to prevent wireless access to 4chan, the sparkling gem of the internet . I’ve got the feeling this isn’t going to end well . Per 4chan Status: Over the past 72 hours, we’ve been receiving reports from Verizon Wireless customers having difficulty accessing the image boards. After investigating, we found that Verizon is dropping traffic to/from boards.4chan.org, only on port 80 (HTTP). No other subdomain/IP/port is affected, which leads us to believe this block is intentional. After an hour and a half on the phone, we’ve received confirmation from Verizon’s Network Repair Bureau (NRB) that we are “explicitly blocked.” If you’ve been affected by the block, please call Verizon NRB at (866) 298-5373 to file a complaint. Wow. Enjoy all the goatse pics, Verizon. 4 Chan Status Thanks to Thomas, steven, Chris, 40hands and like twenty Anons and Anonymouses, who all make the world (wide web) go round.

Verizon , in an act of big-brotherdom , has decided to prevent wireless access to 4chan, the sparkling gem of the internet . I’ve got the feeling this isn’t going to end well . Per 4chan Status: Over the past 72 hours, we’ve been receiving reports from Verizon Wireless customers having difficulty accessing the image boards. After investigating, we found that Verizon is dropping traffic to/from boards.4chan.org, only on port 80 (HTTP). No other subdomain/IP/port is affected, which leads us to believe this block is intentional. After an hour and a half on the phone, we’ve received confirmation from Verizon’s Network Repair Bureau (NRB) that we are “explicitly blocked.” If you’ve been affected by the block, please call Verizon NRB at (866) 298-5373 to file a complaint. Wow. Enjoy all the goatse pics, Verizon. 4 Chan Status Thanks to Thomas, steven, Chris, 40hands and like twenty Anons and Anonymouses, who all make the world (wide web) go round.

So a bunch of jerky scientists who should all be hung (like outlaws, not horses) for treason against humanity have created robots that evolve. And, get this: they’ve evolved the ability to hunt. Awesome, WE’RE ALL DEAD. The robots were controlled by a neural network that mutated randomly, with input information from the robots’ sensors. In an imitation of natural selection, the robots with the best maneuvering abilities were allowed to foster a new generation. Furthermore, selected robots were “paired” by having their neural net connections mixed and passed to a new generation. Within 100 generations, the robots were able to move through a maze without bumping into anything. The researchers described “spider” hunting techniques among the bots in which hunters would lie in wait for prey (which in this case, fortunately, consisted of other robots). The hunted, meanwhile, developed a strategy of “quickly (rotating) in place, which reduced the probability of being approached from the sides without sensors.” Yes, robots lying in wait for prey. In this case, other robots. In future cases, you. And you know what’s gonna happen? You’re gonna die. Well, scream and die. What’s that? Ha, good call. Scream, shit yourself and die. Robots evolve to learn cooperation, hunting [cnet] Thanks to hERB, Mycroft, Sprite, Rafi and Big Jud, who will lie in wait for the lying in wait robots.

Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world up. Just sayin’, an apocalyptic portal just opened in in Porto, Portugal — grammatical coincidence OR SURE SIGN OF IMPENDING DOOM?! Granted you could argue it’s a raindrop or something ridiculous like that but that would make you a conspirator and, quite possibly, a member of the Illuminati. HA, LIKE THEY’D ACCEPT YOU, you’re a grocery bagger! Whoa there champ — eggs in their own bag, please. Google Maps Thanks to Thin_icE, who’s treading on it if this post isn’t well received.

This is another video tutorial of how to make yourself up like a Na’vi . Except this clown does it all in 10 seconds (with lots of cheating). It’s also a horribly disguised viral for that Samsung camera. Of course, I posted it so it can’t be THAT bad. Yes, yes it can be. Damnit, Samsung, don’t think I won’t boycott you. I don’t care how vibrant the picture is on your new UN46B7000 46″ 1080p LED Backlit HDTV. OR how much it’ll reduce my energy bill versus a traditional LCD TV. I mean, so what if it boasts a 3,000,000:1 contrast ratio and an 120Hz frequency that virtually eliminates all motion blur? (I’ll email my bank info, you wire me a grand). Youtube Thanks to Marija and Christina, one or both of which may have been hired to trick me into posting this.

Like being a father , just the very thought of it makes me sick to my stomach . And the only thing that makes this redeemable is the fact that “my robe and wizard hat” also made the cut ( bloodninja , high-five!). Oh, and “my Robert Pattinson”. God that’s pathetic. Listen Twi-Hards — HE WILL NEVER BE YOURS. Will you, Robert? No, you won’t. Now keep tickling, glittercakes. Never Have Unprotected Robot Sex [autocompleteme] Thanks to Twelveburgers, who, wait — no cheese?

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders. Product Site (with tons of custom Pokemon hoodies as well) via The Pedobear Hoodie Cost $175, Guarantees Instant Awesomeness [knucklesunited] Thanks to Ezrail and I Never Back Down, who don’t need Pedobear hoodies because they have half-grown mustaches and wear those glasses that automatically darken in sunlight.

For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). Anyway, this is a conversation Geekologie Loyalist Marshall D. recorded over the holidays. God I hate that f***ing Cleverbot. One time I got so fed up trying to understand my enemy I purposely flew a kite into powerlines just to crash the internet and win a bet I had with Ben Franklin. Who invented lightning now, Benjamin McBifocals?, I SHOULD BE ON THAT $100! Cleverbot Thanks to Marshall D., who shouldn’t have even given that delusional bot the time of day.

For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). Anyway, this is a conversation Geekologie Loyalist Marshall D. recorded over the holidays. God I hate that f***ing Cleverbot. One time I got so fed up trying to understand my enemy I purposely flew a kite into powerlines just to crash the internet and win a bet I had with Ben Franklin. Who invented lightning now, Benjamin McBifocals?, I SHOULD BE ON THAT $100! Cleverbot Thanks to Marshall D., who shouldn’t have even given that delusional bot the time of day.

Apparently some teenage mutant ninja dog (TMND) action is right around the corner for Yekaterinburg, Russia , thanks to a pack of wild canines munching radioactive goo. But it makes me feel so strong! The strays, thought to be former guard dogs, are said to scavenge for food at a tip on the outskirts of Yekaterinburg city. “I go past those dogs every day,” Alexei Bukharovsky said. “They are usually reddish… but then I saw, running along the white snow, an almost completely emerald dog.” A police spokesman told local news service RIA Novosti that it is thought to be the result of illegal tipping.”Either local residents or a factory have been dumping some kind of chemical waste there,” the spokesman said. The council has been asked to clean up the site. “The council has been asked to clean up the site”. Haha, that’s great cause it’s not gonna happen. You can’t just ask councils to do things, you have to strong arm/threaten/blackmail them to do things. *waving laser blaster* Isn’t that right, city council? I want those potholes in front of my house patched before noon. Also — a handicapped parking pass, make it happen . Wild Dogs Turn Green From ‘Toxic Waste’ [yahoonews] Thanks to Gregatron, who once called Megatron a little bitch and then turned into the back of a hand and slapped him.