This is a song called ‘The Dork Anthem’ by two cats named Dave and Brian. Personally, I find the term dork offensive , but that’s just me and I’m official the judge of these things. Geek, sure, but dork ? That’s derogatory. Like not calling me by my proper title: Geekologie Writer, The Handsome Well Endowed. Youtube Thanks to Rusco, who throws geek parties all the time and sleeps with lots of women. Unless he’s married or has a girlfriend, in which case he doesn’t. (Your secret’s safe me with me)

Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on ‘ The Big Bang Theory ‘? Well you’re in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you’re wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I don’t know know how I feel about that. Besides awesome! Look I’m wearing a Sheldon shirt! Plus Adam pants. You know, Adam — of ‘Garden of Eden’ fame. It’s a fig leaf an entire rainforest and still isn’t big enough to cover me. SheldonShirts Thanks to Deacon, who was really mean to Blade and tried to kill him.

You like how I worked both pants AND shirt into the title? I know, it’s like I stuffed a whole outfit into that bitch. And let me tell you: they don’t teach you that kind of word wizardry at Hogwarts. OR blogging school. Which, ZOMG, I’m totally gonna open. Anyway, this is a new shirt from Threadless titled ‘Geekology’, which I can only assume designer Aaron Hogg chose to avoid ME SUING HIS CHEETO STAINED PANTS OFF. $18 takes one home, and I better get some sort of kickback for featuring it. Grease my palm, if you know what I mean. Ignore the hair. Product Site Thanks to Joannie, CHRISYUN, Elizabeth, Mathieu, Popped Culture, shawn, Krijn and me.viky, who are going to go steal this stockpile of shirts and burn it. Like bras, but with less bare breasts afterward.

When I get married again If I ever get married again If any of my friends are ever talking about getting married I’m gonna suggest they make similar wedding invitations. Reenie [the future bride] sez, “The wording [on the back] is my favorite part. It reads: ‘[We] request the honor of your presence as two geeks save the princess, resist the dark side and pledge their lives (extra, or otherwise) to each other.’ And we snuck a Hyrulian crest in there too!” With adorableness like that can you believe she actually had doubts about using these invitations!? Mostly for fear that the older generations wouldn’t “get it.” But then she realized, “if people don’t like the invites then they probably won’t get the ‘ Mario Kart Love Song ‘ that plays on our wedsite, or the lightsaber duel mid-ceremony, or the gaming stations or my Death Cab for Cutie inspired wedding tattoo, or any of the other stuff that is ‘us.’” I assume you lost my address or something, because I haven’t gotten my invite yet. Also, what’s the open bar situation at the reception? What do you mean you aren’t having one? Oh, here’s my invitation! Yeah, not gonna be able to make it. Amazing comic book style invitation [offbeatbride] Thanks to Vicky, who rode a unicorn away from her wedding instead of a tacky convertible with baked bean cans clanking along behind.

Because I love you all and am so proud of your accomplishments , here’s Geekologie Reader Brian’s recent Cisco Systems “bars” tattoo . For those of you not in the know, it’s a stylized version of the Golden Gate Bridge. AND YES TATTOOS COUNT AS ACCOMPLISHMENTS. But, no matter what your BFF may have told you, being first in the comments doesn’t. Thanks Brian, and remember to get those moles looked at regularly.

We’ve all heard about LEGO themed proposals in the past (most of them choking hazards), but Ryan Wood went about it a little differently. Namely, by presenting his bride-to-be with a giant LEGO ring containing an actual engagement ring inside its clear diamond. Wow, how romantic (read: be thankful she said yes). Now, as a guy who has been married in the past — and isn’t in a relationship anymore, I’ve got to admit: ladies? Tip me. Literally — I’ve been working hard for you! Nothing Says “I’m a Dork, Marry Me” Like a Giant Lego Wedding Ring [gizmodo] Thanks to Julian and m0h, who proposed at the zoo right when a monkey was drinking its own urine. *swoon*