I hate to start wild speculation, and I’m by no means one of those foil-hat asshats (industrial-grade aluminum all the way, baby), but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft . Per NASA cover up : …what Hubble saw indicates that P/2010 A2 is unlike any object ever seen before. At first glance, the object appears to have the tail of a comet. Close inspection, however, shows a 140-meter nucleus offset from the tail center, very unusual structure near the nucleus, and no discernable gas in the tail. Knowing that the object orbits in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, a preliminary hypothesis that appears to explain all of the known clues is that P/2010 A2 is the debris left over from a recent collision between two small asteroids. If true, the collision likely occurred at over 15,000 kilometers per hour — five times the speed of a rifle bullet — and liberated energy in excess of a nuclear bomb. I hate to tell you how to do your job, NASA, but you’re really stabbing yourself in the crotch here. Think about it: you’re losing funding and getting projects cut left and right. Because nobody gives a shit about space. But if this was, in fact, an alien spacecraft, then….see where I’m going with this? (Fake another moon landing) Hubble spies debris ‘unlike any object ever seen before’ [dvice] Thanks to wes g, Ste, emerica, Brad B, timotheus maximus and sammy, who all agree space technology is bitchin’.

For those of you that don’t watch the BBC’s Top Gear , you’re missing out. And for those of you that do — let me know when so I can come over and pound some brewhahas and subsequently puke and pass out in your laundry room. Yeah, I’m an awesome guest. BBC Top Gear’s enigmatic racing car driver The Stig mysteriously appeared on Google’s Street View, standing by the side of a road at Loch Ness. The true identity of the BBC show’s test-track demon has never been confirmed. Some people even think there has been more than one Stig, with Formula 1 legend Michael Schumacher and Damon Hill often rumoured to have donned the white suit and helmet. Now I’d hate to ruin the mystery of The Stig, but I know exactly who he is. He’s me . Surprised? Pfft, I can drive. I don’t have a license but I can drive. Just not 55. No sir, not 55 . High-five, Sammy — now Cabo Wabo me. Hit the jump for a shot of The Stig spotted in the window of an office building.

For those of you that don’t watch the BBC’s Top Gear , you’re missing out. And for those of you that do — let me know when so I can come over and pound some brewhahas and subsequently puke and pass out in your laundry room. Yeah, I’m an awesome guest. BBC Top Gear’s enigmatic racing car driver The Stig mysteriously appeared on Google’s Street View, standing by the side of a road at Loch Ness. The true identity of the BBC show’s test-track demon has never been confirmed. Some people even think there has been more than one Stig, with Formula 1 legend Michael Schumacher and Damon Hill often rumoured to have donned the white suit and helmet. Now I’d hate to ruin the mystery of The Stig, but I know exactly who he is. He’s me . Surprised? Pfft, I can drive. I don’t have a license but I can drive. Just not 55. No sir, not 55 . High-five, Sammy — now Cabo Wabo me. Hit the jump for a shot of The Stig spotted in the window of an office building.

Yesterday Benji Madden and an unidentified gal pal grabbed coffee at Urth Caffe in the rain, and if this was a real date, she definitely did an excellent job keeping the inked up Good Charlotte singer entertained! Think she…

I know I am — if the price was right . Unfortunately it’s not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade * I’m gonna be rich! Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect. There’s no sticker residue, major scratches, writing, dents, cracks, or anything else. The ‘game’ (whatever it may be) plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow). You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME. Thanks to all the fake bids placed by speds to be funny, the seller has decided to include three, count them, THREE label-less cartridges in the auction so you get more bang shitty game for our buck. Plus, 25% of the sale is going to the Child’s Play charity, which aims to scare the shit out of less fortunate children with murderous dolls. Not cool! eBay Auction Thanks to Isaac, who’s man enough to know when you shouldn’t place bids on eBay: after seven beers.

I know I am — if the price was right . Unfortunately it’s not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade * I’m gonna be rich! Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect. There’s no sticker residue, major scratches, writing, dents, cracks, or anything else. The ‘game’ (whatever it may be) plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow). You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME. Thanks to all the fake bids placed by speds to be funny, the seller has decided to include three, count them, THREE label-less cartridges in the auction so you get more bang shitty game for our buck. Plus, 25% of the sale is going to the Child’s Play charity, which aims to scare the shit out of less fortunate children with murderous dolls. Not cool! eBay Auction Thanks to Isaac, who’s man enough to know when you shouldn’t place bids on eBay: after seven beers.

No really, what the f*** is that?! Google Maps (see for yourself) Thanks to dr death, who, Jack Kevorkian reads Geekologie?!

No really, what the f*** is that?! Google Maps (see for yourself) Thanks to dr death, who, Jack Kevorkian reads Geekologie?!

This is a video of a crazy-ass veined octopus ( Amphioctopus marginatus ) running around carrying a coconut shell so it can climb into it whenever it feels like playing hide and seek with Spongebob and the rest of the gang. The octopuses eventually use the shells as a protective shelter. If they just have one half, they simply turn it over and hide underneath. But if they are lucky enough to have retrieved two halves, they assemble them back into the original closed coconut form and sneak inside. Tool use was once thought to be an exclusively human skill, but this behaviour has now been observed in a growing list of primates, mammals and birds. The researchers say their study suggests that these coconut-grabbing octopuses should now be added to these ranks. ZOMG — could you imagine snorkling around at the beach when an octopus comes up and grabs your coconuts?! My God I bet all those arms feel good. Octopus snatches coconut and runs [bbcnews] and Coconut-carrying octopus [museumvictoria] Thanks to Turbo the Mechanical Ape and Crimsonfox, who

Remember how you heard J.J. Abrams snuck R2-D2 somewhere in the new Star Trek movie ? And remember how you kept going back to the theater with the hopes of spotting him? God, you need a hobby. I dunno, World of Warcraft or something. Anyway, thanks to the recent release of the film and newfangled slow-motion technology, the droid has been spotted. The blog Gizmodo has located the brave droid’s appearance, and frankly, it’s no surprise that 99.999% of the world couldn’t spot the “Star Wars” star. R2-D2 appears for about one microsecond during a battle scene. Floating across the screen from left to right, the droid appears to be enjoying himself, however briefly. Well, there he is. Finally, we can all sleep at night. Together, in a big pile like in Where The Wild Things Are the one time they’re all happy before Max proceeds to eff everything up. And speaking of which: you run away from my home and guess what — there isn’t going to be any chocolate cake waiting for you when you get back. There’s gonna be a locked door. And maybe a belt so you can whip yourself if you’re lucky . Confirmed: R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star Trek [gizmodo] via Found: R2-D2 in ‘Star Trek’ [yahoomovies] Thanks to jessica, Matty and Lunarion, who spotted him the first time but didn’t want to say anything because they didn’t want to ruin it for the rest of you. Plus, they make great friends because they can keep secrets.