image courtesy of Sony Music If only these two were a couple in real life! Though Shakira and tennis ace Rafael Nadal heat things up in her new music video for "Gyspy," both of the sexy stars are in long…

After watching Rihanna's latest music video, the only things that come to mind are acid trips, an African safari, and Saturday morning cartoons. I'm not sure how I feel about the song or the video (not to mention Rihanna…

NOTE : Song is arguably NSFW due to language like balls and the f word. This is a pretty funny rap song about Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. It’s particularly worth watching if you ever played the game . I had it and I’m proud to announce that not only did I beat it, I smoked it. Mmmm, plastic fumes. Get in my brain! Epic Super Mario Land Rap [collegehumor] Thanks to Janice, who beat the game, then around the bush because she doesn’t like to brag. Come on, be proud.

NOTE : Song is arguably NSFW due to language like balls and the f word. This is a pretty funny rap song about Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. It’s particularly worth watching if you ever played the game . I had it and I’m proud to announce that not only did I beat it, I smoked it. Mmmm, plastic fumes. Get in my brain! Epic Super Mario Land Rap [collegehumor] Thanks to Janice, who beat the game, then around the bush because she doesn’t like to brag. Come on, be proud.

If you’re as avid a reader of Director Wedlock or Filmmaking Bride as me, then you probably already know that the two frontrunners for this year’s Academy Award for Best Director, The Hurt Locker ’s Kathryn Bigelow and Avatar ’s James Cameron, were married from ‘89 to ‘91. But did you know that, prior to that, Cameron directed his future wife in an atrocious 1988 music video for Bill Paxton’s band Martini Ranch (Bill Paxton used to be in a band called “Martini Ranch”), a video that also featured appearances by Paxton’s Aliens co-stars Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser and Jenette Goldstein, as well as Judge Reinhold for no reason? Of course not, because if you did, you wouldn’t be here. You’d be on a ranch somewhere, sipping martinis and shouting the new one-word anthem you’re basing your life around: REACH! Watch:

If you’re as avid a reader of Director Wedlock or Filmmaking Bride as me, then you probably already know that the two frontrunners for this year’s Academy Award for Best Director, The Hurt Locker ’s Kathryn Bigelow and Avatar ’s James Cameron, were married from ‘89 to ‘91. But did you know that, prior to that, Cameron directed his future wife in an atrocious 1988 music video for Bill Paxton’s band Martini Ranch (Bill Paxton used to be in a band called “Martini Ranch”), a video that also featured appearances by Paxton’s Aliens co-stars Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser and Jenette Goldstein, as well as Judge Reinhold for no reason? Of course not, because if you did, you wouldn’t be here. You’d be on a ranch somewhere, sipping martinis and shouting the new one-word anthem you’re basing your life around: REACH! Watch:

Oh man, I love David Attenborough. And I know a certain lil girl who loves Jane Goodall. And now they’re BOTH featured in the latest Symphony of Science, ‘The Unbroken Thread’. This is a good one. Especially Jane Goodall’s part when she says, “there isn’t a sharp line dividing humans from the rest of the animal kingdom — it’s a very wuzzy line — it’s a very wuzzy line — and it’s getting wuzzy-er all the time time time time time time time . That part gave me the shivers. In my timbers. YAAARR!! Symphony of Science Thanks to Kelly C., whose beats remain the freshest.

What do you make of this black and white masterpiece? It's certainly not your typical rap video……

‘I’m on a Mac’ is a music video spoofing — you’ll never guess — The Lonely Island’s, ‘ I’m on a Boat ‘. It was surprisingly good and after watching it I can honestly say I didn’t want to jam the business end of an umbrella in my eyes and ears. So, yeah, I guess that’s an endorsement. Corporate America — call me. Youtube Thanks to Victor, who likes to post tips on Geekologie’s Facebook Wall instead of sending them to me.

Apparently the most recent winner of X-Factor (Britain’s American Idol) is notorious for taking the #1 Christmas song spot on the charts. But this year, thanks to massive online campaigns on Twitter and Facebook created by Jon Morter, Rage Against the Machine’s 17-year old classic, ‘Killing In The Name’ took the honor. God that song makes me want to swing my hips! In recent years, it had become as predictable as elections in North Korea - singer wins X Factor, singer’s debut single goes to No 1. So when Joe McElderry won the TV talent contest, he was no doubt confident he would celebrate Christmas at the top of the charts. Killing In The Name, an expletive-heavy rock song first released in 1992 by the Californian rock band Rage Against the Machine, won the battle for Christmas top spot on the basis of downloads only. It sold about 500,000 copies last week, about 50,000 more than The Climb, McElderry’s earnest ballad. Have I ever told you I love Rage Against the Machine? I do. And not just because the name reminds me of braining my first robot with a lead pipe. No, the music meshes perfectly with my angst-filled personality. Ha, what do you mean I should probably go see a doctor about that? F*** YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!! Hit the jump for the official video of ‘Killing In The Name’, in case my awesome reference made no sense (you outta be ashamed!).