No, that's not the real Cameron Diaz, folks, it's just a doll! The special effects peeps working on the new Tom Cruise flick Knight & Day are using not one but two stand-ins for Cameron Diaz in this motorcycle…

Pink and her on-again, off-again, on-again boyfriend/ex-husband/lover Carey Hart enjoyed a day out on the town in Malibu. The lovebirds, dressed in biker chic, grabbed some grub at The Sunset Restaurant. OMG!! Get a load of that rock on her…

This is a conceptual Red Bull motorcycle as designed by Barrend Massow Hemmes. Riding it makes you look like you’re boning a giant red bull from behind, which, I suspect, is the reason the internal combustion engine was invented in the first place. Is there anything sexier? Yes, but it involves mermaids and a wet t-shirt contest and….God, I got the shivers just typing that. And by “shivers” I mean “garden hose from the garage”. Tell your sisters, Ariel. Cash prizes. Hit the jump for two more pictures, including the original sketch.

Tom and Cameron are back to shooting their epic action-comedy, Knight & Day, this time in Long Beach. While Tom continues to do all his own stunts, including a fast-paced ride on on a motorcycle, Cameron is letting her…

Tom and Cameron are back to shooting their epic action-comedy, Knight & Day, this time in Long Beach. While Tom continues to do all his own stunts, including a fast-paced ride on on a motorcycle, Cameron is letting her…

Spotted: The future star of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno, taking his bike out for a cruise over the weekend. We asked him about the late night wars with Conan, and he flashed the peace sign. Watch the vid…

Spotted: The future star of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno, taking his bike out for a cruise over the weekend. We asked him about the late night wars with Conan, and he flashed the peace sign. Watch the vid…

The ThermaHelm motorcycle helmet keeps your brain on ice in the event of an accident . That’s important because if you’ll recall those anti-drug commercials from yesteryear: a cooked egg brain is no good. Except with buttered toast. I say throw a halved grapefruit into the mix and I’m….damnit, stay focused, GW. The ThermaHelm is a carbon-fiber lid with two lightweight chemical packs — one water, the other ammonium nitrate — built into the lining of the helmet. In the event of impact, the contents of the two packs mix together, triggering a cooling reaction. The $490 invention will be launched in the UK in May this year, and they are already developing a more sophisticated version which, at $815, will include a video camera, GPS and Bluetooth. Well I don’t know about you, but there’s no price too high to pay for my heath. Unless insurance won’t cover it, in which case, I want you to pull the plug. I’m not waking up to a million dollar medical bill. I’d rather go bang dinos in space heaven. ThermaHelm ice pack helmet saves lives and frozen peas [dvice]

The Sharker, despite its name, has no interest in pulling your top down and exposing your breasts in public. No, it’s cool just being a monocoque motorbike and feeling the occasional butt on its supple leather seat . While most cars switched to monocoque construction (a technique that supports structural load by using an object’s exterior, as opposed to using an internal frame) back in the ’60s or ’70s, motorcycles have stuck with a traditional supporting framework, sometimes with an added fairing for aerodynamics, pretty much since they were first invented. The Sharker breaks this tradition by using its sexy carbon bodywork to support the rider, engine, and wheels, resulting in both lower weight and improved stiffness. Performance is impressive, with 140 horses ready to propel the Sharker to over 60 MPH in four seconds. Top speed can vary between 125 and 174 MPH depending on gearing choices. Neat. So what do you think — is this what motorcycles of the future will look like? No. Is it still cool looking though? A little. Is this what a motorcycle inspired dildo would look like? Absolutely. Sharker motobike is a real land shark for the 21st century [dvice]

To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody’s favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets . Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, apiece. So you’d be better off buying a blank helmet and having somebody airbrush that bucktoothed kitchen wipe on it for you. BOOM, just saved you $1,000! Also, I think this is more of a moped helmet than a motorcycle helmet, know what I’m saying? I’m saying it looks ridiculous. Hit the jump for some closeups of a helmet you’ll never buy.