This is a small gallery of LEGO monsters made by various artists. They are all scary and might kill you . Sure they’re really just a bunch of interlocking plastic bits , but has that ever stopped me from choking on them? No, it hasn’t. The Hannibal Lecter style mask my mom makes me wear does. I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF! Just kidding. NO I’M NOT! Yes, I really am. PSYCHE, JUST PUT YOUR EAR BETWEEN THE BARS. DO IT NOW! Hit it for the monsters, including a pretty sweet Predator bust.

I’m not even sure what I’m looking at. It looks like a snake chasing a giant squid . But according to some security guard who was busy surfing Google Earth instead of patrolling his beat, it’s the Loch Ness Monster (love you, Nessie). Jason Cooke told The Sun he spotted “Nessie” while browsing the website’s satellite photos. Mr Cooke, 25, of Nottingham, said: “I couldn’t believe it. It’s just like the descriptions of Nessie.” The image can be seen by entering coordinates Latitude 57°12′52.13″N, Longitude 4°34′14.16″W in Google Earth (or playing with the map above). Earlier this year it was reported that climate change may have killed the Loch Ness Monster. There have been “no “credible sightings” of Nessie for over a year. Veteran American monster hunter Bob Rines thinks environmental conditions in the Highland loch have changed and can no longer sustain the elusive reptile. Gary Campbell, of the monster’s official fan club, said: “I’m concerned. There have been none of the normal sightings that verify that Nessie and her family are still alive and well.” Haha, these people actually think the Loch Ness Monster is real. That’s great (bless their special little hearts). You know, these are the same people that keep asking for government grants to go hunt for Bigfoot. Which, SPOILER ALERT : bitch was delish! Is the Loch Ness monster on Google Earth? [telegraph] Thanks to Asbo and Praveen, who only hunt for dragons because dragons are real and sit on mountains of treasure.

Joshua Hoffine is a photographer who recreates scenes of childhood fears . They are scary. My images are not photoshop collages.I use photoshop to finesse details and to adjust color and contrast for printing.I use friends and family members as actors and crew.Everyone works for free. We do it for fun. Wow — I know one guy who’s gonna be sleeping with his light on tonight. His fleshlight . God, I can’t believe I even know what that is. No, no I’m not. Hit the jump for several of my favorites, then hit the link for a bunch more.

My imagination was caught by the title of the upcoming movie Monsters vs. Aliens . I’ve seen a lot of monster movies and films with aliens in them. I wondered how would some of these characters fare in battle against one another. How would the gentle aliens from Galaxy Quest be able to stand up to vampires? Could Superman defeat the monster from The Host ? How would Ford Prefect deal with Noah Cross? So I decided to stage a smackdown event featuring some of the best-known monsters and aliens in film in one-on-one combat. Instead of matching up characters with similar (or notably different) abilities, I paired them up the old-fashioned way: pulling names out of a hat. Two hats — I filled one with the names of every alien creature I could think of from movies, and another with every conceivable monster. Here are the results. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Filed under: Cinematical Seven Continue reading Cinematical Seven: Monster vs. Alien Super Smackdowns Permalink | Email this | Comments