I know for a fact I used to eat Nintendo Cereal System growing up because I still have some Link bits stuck to the roof of my mouth. But had I known I could pawn unopened boxes of the deliciousness on eBay in 2010 for $200, I might have stockpiled the stuff (or at least saved the boxes, refilled them with Crunch Berries, and glued them back shut). THIS IS AN ORIGINAL NINTENDO CEREAL SYSTEM FROM 1988 WITH TWO DIFFERENT CEREALS IN IT, SUPER MARIO BROS ACTION SERIES AND ZELDA ADVENTURE SERIES. COMPLETLY SEALED IN THE BOX. IT IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR BEING A 22 YEAR OLD THIN CARDBOARD BOX. ONLY ONE DISCLAIMER IT WOULD NOT BE WISE TO EAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX EVEN THOUGH I NO YOU WILL WANT TO. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT MENY TIMES MY SELF. The box sold for $207.50 plus $4 shipping. So, which one of you bought it? And, more importantly, when are we eating it? I remember one of the cereals tasting like shit and the other one being good. Well I call the good one. eBay Auction via Nintendo Cereal System Sells For $200 [nintendolife] Thanks to Blackheart, who actually aspired to be Black beard but can’t grow facial hair.

Looking for the perfect garden sculpture to accentuate your backyard ? Well look no further, my dino-loving friends, because TOSCANO Designs has you covered, thanks to this Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue . “GW, DIIIIIIIINNER TIME!” CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY, GOD! At 22 feet long and 11 feet tall, this Jurassic-sized replica is the largest sculpture we have ever offered! Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent! Oh. Hell. Yes. Each statue is built to order and costs $7,500. A little steep, I know, but nothing you can’t afford. So go ahead and get one. Then I’m going to need your address. Also, I suggest you build a 20-foot privacy fence. KIDDING — I don’t care who sees! Product Site Thanks to uglybuckling, who has a face even a mother can’t love. But his pecs, my god those pecs.

The Wasabi Fire Detector alerts you to the danger of fire with the smell of delicious condimentation. Provided you can smell it over all the smoke. And remembered to replace the batteries after you took them out that time you accidentally burnt a bag of popcorn. Actually, the alarm was designed with the deaf in mind. So a Japanese company called Air Water Safety Service has developed a new type of fire alarm that uses smell instead of sound. More specifically, it uses the chemical compound allyl isothiocyanate, which you’ll find in horseradish and wasabi, in specific quantities so as to wake someone up without giving them a burning sensation in their eyes. In testing the alarm has been found to be effective in a room roughly about 50 square feet in size, waking someone up with smell alone in about 2 and a half minutes. Not exactly springing out of bed mind you, but it does seem to work. Unfortunately the $560 price tag has meant the units aren’t exactly flying off the shelves, but the company hopes a redesign can bring the price down to a slightly more reasonable, but still kind of expensive, $225. I happened to get a model to test, so I’m gonna start a fire in a trashcan and get into bed. I’ll let you know how it goes. PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!! SUSHI!! Wasabi Smell Smoke Alarms [ohgizmo]

Finally, after years of watching me struggle with those impossible-to-open packets, Heinz has decided to take my advice and invest in new condiment applicators . Impressive, but I suggested spray cans. Named (and trademarked) the Dip & Squeeze, the new packet-y things offer both traditional ketchup squeezing capabilities with the added benefit of — wait for it — DIPPING!! I’m gonna need a spit cup. Plus, 3x the ketchup as a regular packet. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “I’ll never have to buy ketchup from the grocery store again”, you are. High-five, cheapskate! The future, to go: Heinz reinvents the ketchup packet [crunchgear] Thanks to emerica and Julie, who put ketchup on everything including their partners. Kinky!

Remember the post about Lollyphile’s Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn’t any room for improvement , room was cleared because NOW EACH SUCKER COMES JAM-PACKED WITH THE CAFFEINE EQUIVALENT OF TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! I’m sweating and it feels like my heart’s gonna explode! 4 pops for $10, 12 for $24, 36 for $52 and I’ll throw in a reach around. But only for the ladies . Kidding — I can’t quit your father! Product Site (also check out their White Russian pops) Thanks to jason, who, I’ll take a sample pack thank you.

This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 5th grader for a middle school computer class, but don’t let the look fool you: it’s jam-packed with some of the steamiest sex stories I’ve ever read. With such classics as ‘What’s 25 Feet Tall and Comes in Pints?’, ‘One Big Pile Of Yes’, and ‘Carnivore Creation Cream’, there’s sure to be something to satisfy even the most discriminating dinophile . A sample: Back in the lobby, amidst the human body parts and broken dinosaur models, Grant started to have mouth sex with his dead raptor friend. He would endorse this park, he decided, for he had finally been able to play. And parks are meant to be played in. What. The. F***? You know, I’m starting to have second thoughts about this whole dino-fetish thing. I kid — save some for me, Grant. International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association Thanks to SexMess, who rocked my world like a thundering herd of Hypsilophodons.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they realize that cupcakes take too long to bake and you need your fix NOW. At this point you may or may not burn your face off trying to stick your head in the oven and lick the cooking batter . Enter the Mini Cupcake Maker: a device that cooks 7 little cupcakes in a scant 5 minutes. So you can spend less time waiting, and more time letting your body go. $33 takes one home. But $33 would also net you a month of gym membership. The choice is yours, but please, make the smart decision (don’t forget to stock up on sprinkles and icing). Mini Cupcake Maker [ohgizmo] Thanks to Rebecca, who claims she loves cupcakes as much as I do. Oh really? You ever married a cupcake before, Rebecca? Exactly. Kidding, she was a tart.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they realize that cupcakes take too long to bake and you need your fix NOW. At this point you may or may not burn your face off trying to stick your head in the oven and lick the cooking batter . Enter the Mini Cupcake Maker: a device that cooks 7 little cupcakes in a scant 5 minutes. So you can spend less time waiting, and more time letting your body go. $33 takes one home. But $33 would also net you a month of gym membership. The choice is yours, but please, make the smart decision (don’t forget to stock up on sprinkles and icing). Mini Cupcake Maker [ohgizmo] Thanks to Rebecca, who claims she loves cupcakes as much as I do. Oh really? You ever married a cupcake before, Rebecca? Exactly. Kidding, she was a tart.

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.