NOTE : Jump is NSFW due to glass-cutting nipplery. This is a little series of modeling shots taken by Model Mayhem user iFeminine (link is NSFW !). It’s LEGO minifigs mining for milk. Or…something. All I know is there are nipples , a cannon and an octopus involved, arguably making this the best series of pictures on the internet. There’s just no topping it. Not even with dino pasties. Nipple tie-in FTW! Ahhhhh, you still got it, GW, you still got it. Hit it for the rest of the NSFW series, along with a completely unrelated pic (minus being taken by the same photographer) of the Incredible Hulk holding a pair of breasts.

LEGO is going to begin selling single minifig mystery packs (blindboxes) sometime in 2010 in an attempt to get you to buy 20 of the same thing with the hopes of getting a ninja, robot, zombie and Mexican wrestler so you can stage THE MOST EPIC LEGO BATTLE EVER to take place on your bedroom floor . HOLY SH*T! Blindboxed Lego Minifigs Coming in 2010 [albotas]

This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I’ve still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I’ve ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort . I bet your wives would like to see these! LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup] Thanks to Muffintits, your daily allowance of dairy and grain in one serving.

Want to make it look like a LEGO minifig is entranced by the glowing apple on your MacBook ? Well you’re in luck, thanks to this $14 decal . JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON’T GET ANY AIR BUBBLES UNDERNEATH IT. That’s like a death sentence for a sticker. And a death sentence for a blogger? Pants. Also, standing for long periods. It makes me so dizzy! Hit the jump for several other MacBook decals, including Snow White, Pac-Man and Mario.