This is College Humor’s take on those ‘ Windows 7 Was My Idea’ commercials. My take is fast-forward the DVR, but that’s just me and I’m pretty much an advertising expert. Microsoft : hire me, I’ll hook you up. And not just with good drugs either ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW PEOPLE IF THAT’LL MOVE MY APPLICATION TO THE TOP OF THE PILE. If not, please disregard and I’m drug free so there’s really no point in testing. See that — I’ve saving you money already! Haha, what do you mean I have weed in my hair? Windows 7 Parody [collegehumor] Thanks to jimjamjum and Bullboner Bill, your parents must really hate you.

Youtube user scorpiongold has spent four years drawing his own little fantasy world in Microsoft Paint. Currently the painting is 2.5m x 2.3m and is filled with all kinds of wacky shit. God, could this article get any more eloquent? Just sayin’, you could really learn a thing or two, Shakespeare. No-talent hack . You hear me, Billy? YOU CAN’T TIME THIS SHREW. Youtube Thanks to Jaja, who just drew his own little world in Microsoft Paint in a day and freed up the next 3 years, 364 days for not doing that.

This is a little graphic depicting how fanboys view their operating system compared to others. I thought it was pretty cute, especially the little Mac boy. Also, who else feels like they got Windows as viewed by Linux’d last night? Just me? Cool. How Fanboys See Operating Systems [joeydevilla] Thanks to Mark, who pledges no allegiance to any operating system except his central nervous one.

This is a video of the workers in a Microsoft store dancing around and clapping like the bunch of out-of-shape retail employees they are. That said, I would’ve passed out halfway through the song BUT ONLY CAUSE I’D BEEN DRINKING. The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some fun. This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology. Wow, like THAT doesn’t sound like the biggest bunch of promotional bullshit I’ve ever read. People spending hours in a retail store, really? THEY’RE CALLED HOMELESS. The last time I ever spent hours in a retail establishment my mom forgot me at Sears while I was playing in the middle of a clothes rack and they closed the store for the night . And that, my friends, is why I can’t sleep without a circular saw. Youtube Thanks to Patrick, Mark, babysteps and Mixtech, who, dance! *pew pew* I SAID DANCE!

This is a video of fifth-grader Will Smith (of Fresh Prince fame) singing ‘ Windows 7 Rising’, a song about the operating system sung to the tune of CCR’s ‘Bad Moon Rising’, at what I assume is a school-sponsored talent show. He’s pretty skilled and undoubtedly left the stage that night with a number of 8th grader’s hearts in his jacket pocket. Which sadly isn’t many BECAUSE THEY DON’T MAKE THOSE SUIT POCKETS FUNCTIONAL. And you know why? Government conspiracy. Same reason you’re not allowed to drink at the DMV even though your mom drove you. The Best Windows 7 Song You’ll Heart Today [gizmodo]

This is a cute pair of twins rocking Mac copy/paste shirts. There’s a shot of twin boys after the jump wearing the Microsoft equivalent. Honestly, did you know this was how twins were made? Because I didn’t. I just thought you had to do it twice in a row! Hit the jump for the boys.

Ever wanted to hear all the Windows startup and shutdown sounds from Windows 3.1 to Vista (suck it, Windows 7 , you can’t play with us!) in one short 1:11 video? Well you’re in luck, cause here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYE AYE AYE!!!! Really brings back memories , doesn’t it? Yeah, mostly bad ones, but still. Hey — just be thankful you’re not that guy in Momento . Complete collection of Windows startup/shutdown sounds [dvice]

This is a just-released Apple ad making fun of Microsoft’s new Windows 7. I thought it was smarmy and, despite not knowing what smarmy means or if it’s even a real word, spell check didn’t say anything so I’m going with it. Also, enough with the dirt slinging, Apple . Geekologie is 100% composed on a PC. But Apple, if you’re reading this: I’d be willing to try writing Geekologie on a high-end Macbook Pro. Just sayin’ (contact me for shipping address). Youtube Thanks to Kevin, who doesn’t take sides because the likes the way fence feels on his butt.

This is a just-released Apple ad making fun of Microsoft’s new Windows 7. I thought it was smarmy and, despite not knowing what smarmy means or if it’s even a real word, spell check didn’t say anything so I’m going with it. Also, enough with the dirt slinging, Apple . Geekologie is 100% composed on a PC. But Apple, if you’re reading this: I’d be willing to try writing Geekologie on a high-end Macbook Pro. Just sayin’ (contact me for shipping address). Youtube Thanks to Kevin, who doesn’t take sides because the likes the way fence feels on his butt.

This is a just-released Apple ad making fun of Microsoft’s new Windows 7. I thought it was smarmy and, despite not knowing what smarmy means or if it’s even a real word, spell check didn’t say anything so I’m going with it. Also, enough with the dirt slinging, Apple . Geekologie is 100% composed on a PC. But Apple, if you’re reading this: I’d be willing to try writing Geekologie on a high-end Macbook Pro. Just sayin’ (contact me for shipping address). Youtube Thanks to Kevin, who doesn’t take sides because the likes the way fence feels on his butt.