Samus Aren , arguably the sexiest thing with a cannon for an arm ( toss up between Mega Man ), is looking good here on what may or may not be the bathrooms in the rear of a gas station (it’s actually an art store). Created by artist Allen Hampton , you can tell she’s about to PEW her way right through that jellyfish and blast Bowser there into another dimension. Ha, do I know my video games or what? Hit the jump for three closeups of the piece.

I don’t play Farmville because I don’t have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook — I’m tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE ). Except Kid Icarus would be there banging Samus in a cornfield . Say metroid! Say it! Picture Thanks to Victoria, who has a green thumb and could grow the eyes off a potato.

This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach , Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn’t stop me from talking to it when we’re getting intimate. RAWR! Nintendo Punk [agentmelon] Thanks to Paul, who may or may not troll Hot Topik hoping to meet girls.

This handmade bed blanket was created by Etsy seller punzie and looks great (punzie also does custom work and has a bunch of other designs if you look in the sold items section). Granted, it would look even better with you underneath it . I’m not talking dead hooker style either, I’m talking real romantical like. What do you say, come over around 8? We’ll fire up some oldschool NES, drink some sparkling cider (my parents don’t allow alcohol in the house) and then retire to my luxurious twin-size . Oooh, you like a little role playing, do you? Well then, let me just slip into my Raccoon Mario costume. Okay, now pretend you’re a garbage can. Hit the jump for a ton more blankets (including some Zelda, Mega Man and Metroid action) and another link to the Etsy store.