I know for a fact I used to eat Nintendo Cereal System growing up because I still have some Link bits stuck to the roof of my mouth. But had I known I could pawn unopened boxes of the deliciousness on eBay in 2010 for $200, I might have stockpiled the stuff (or at least saved the boxes, refilled them with Crunch Berries, and glued them back shut). THIS IS AN ORIGINAL NINTENDO CEREAL SYSTEM FROM 1988 WITH TWO DIFFERENT CEREALS IN IT, SUPER MARIO BROS ACTION SERIES AND ZELDA ADVENTURE SERIES. COMPLETLY SEALED IN THE BOX. IT IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR BEING A 22 YEAR OLD THIN CARDBOARD BOX. ONLY ONE DISCLAIMER IT WOULD NOT BE WISE TO EAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX EVEN THOUGH I NO YOU WILL WANT TO. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT MENY TIMES MY SELF. The box sold for $207.50 plus $4 shipping. So, which one of you bought it? And, more importantly, when are we eating it? I remember one of the cereals tasting like shit and the other one being good. Well I call the good one. eBay Auction via Nintendo Cereal System Sells For $200 [nintendolife] Thanks to Blackheart, who actually aspired to be Black beard but can’t grow facial hair.

Consollection is a website that features every video game console every produced along with a bio of each. It’s a great reference in case you get in a drunken argument with a friend over what year the Atari Jaguar was released. And you know what else makes a great reference during a drunken argument? A beer bottle to the face . Suck it Wikipedia, you’ll never have shit on this Bud Lightsaber! Consollection Thanks to Bum_Eyes, who, for two tips in one day, is officially upgraded to Panhandler_Eyes.

Tuper Tario Tros. is a real game you can go HERE to play that combines elements of both Super Mario Bros. and Tetris . Basically you run around playing Mario until you can’t go any further in the game then you his SPACEBAR to switch to Tetris and build yourself a bridge, etc. to continue on your way to the princess. Each vertical bar in the background represents a Tetris playfield and will remove lines as you clear them, just like in the Ruskie game. And speaking of Ruskie games: roulette. Okay, now you go first. Oh — free turn! Tuper Tario Tros. [newgrounds] via Tuper Tario Tros. is a Mario and Tetris mash-up! [downloadsquad] Thanks to Jiakasuma, who made it further than I did (which wasn’t hard because I stopped after taking the screenshot).

For all you OLD lovers out there, I’ve got the feeling this photo is at LEAST 15 years late, but — Jesus, has it already been 15 years? Feels like it was just yesterday. Hit the jump for another shot of Kurt and another, little-er kitty.

Ever wanted to hear all the Windows startup and shutdown sounds from Windows 3.1 to Vista (suck it, Windows 7 , you can’t play with us!) in one short 1:11 video? Well you’re in luck, cause here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYE AYE AYE!!!! Really brings back memories , doesn’t it? Yeah, mostly bad ones, but still. Hey — just be thankful you’re not that guy in Momento . Complete collection of Windows startup/shutdown sounds [dvice]

Some of you whippersnappers may be too young to remember the awesomeness that was the Super Mario Bros . Super Show, a 52-episode series that come out in ‘89. But I do, because it was on tv, and tv was my only friend (plus on Fridays there were Zelda cartoons!). Wrestling fans know him as the WWE Hall of Famer who managed more than 50 wrestlers in his day, with more than two dozen championships won by athletes taken under his wing. 80’s music fans might remember him from his appearances in many Cyndi Lauper music videos, including “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”, “She Bop”, “Time After Time” and “The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough.” As gamers, we of course remember him as the best live-action Mario of all time. Sadly, Lou Albano passed away today at 76. He will be missed. Opening credits to the show on Youtube HERE . Entire show HERE . Live-Action Mario Dead At 76 [kotaku] Thanks to Doctor Steel, Aisha and Gabriel, who promise to send flowers to the funeral. Good looking, guys — but they better be fireball flowers and not Piranha plants.

This is a picture of the World Trade Center after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, taken by current commander of the International Space Station at the time, Frank Culbertson. Damn, has it really been eight years? Remember. The World Trade Center Terrorist Attack from Space [gizmodo]

Justin Timberlake has some more words to say about his late idol Michael Jackson - the Prince of Pop talked to MTV U.K., reflecting on his memories of the "Thriller" singer. (Jackson performed with 'N Sync at the 2001…

Finally, doctors are developing a pill that can help erase bad memories . Yes! Take two and forget to call me in the morning. The method, using existing blood pressure pills, could be useful for weakening or erasing bad memories in people with post-traumatic stress disorder, the researchers say. Some ethicists see problems, question whether such treatments begin to alter what it means to be human. There’s apparently a natural way to rid yourself of bad memories, too. A 2007 study involving brain scans found that test subjects had the ability to suppress specific memories at a particular moment in time through repeated practice. First of all, is ethicist a paying position? I may want to apply. Secondly, there’s an even more natural way of erasing memories — it’s called binge drinking. Unfortunately, it hasn’t been working for me lately. So, let’s get down to the brass tacks: how many pills do I need to erase nine years? Pill May Be Able to Erase Bad Memories [aolnews] Thanks to Dave, who’s still trying to forget about the girl he woke up next to. Dave, that’s your wife, man.

Want to jam out on the guitar and look like you’re stroking a giant member at the same time ? Yeah, me neither. Unless you said yes first, in which case, DO I! Wangcaster via Time to dumb down the guitar [splicetoday] Thanks to Andrew, who had a Gibson Flying Vagina but set it on fire at a concert.