I’ve Chatrouletted long enough to know nothing good is gonna come out of it. That was six seconds. Just long enough to try to take a reasonable screenshot while I was writing a post about it , seeing a man’s penis, and marking the website as unsafe in my internet browser. Anyway, this is funny Chatroulette picture and pretty much exemplifies what you can expect when signing on. Don’t even bother if you’re hoping for anything better. Although I did see a naked lady once. Well, a picture of one anyways. Right before the guy pulled it away from the webcam and exposed himself. Like I said, six seconds. Picture Thanks to Amber, who knows better than to Chatroulette after dark. Or anytime for that matter.

Who knew Space Invaders liked playing dress up so much? I did. But only because a couple years ago I caught one waltzing around the apartment in my girlfriend’s evening dress and a push-up bra. Kidding, that was me. God I’ve never felt so pretty. The Many Faces Of A Space Invader [albotas]

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life /rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO! Pika-BOO — where was I on that? Damnit . Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right — everybody who’s ever wanted to make love to a character from a children’s video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME — I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!….and Samus….and Peach! ….and Charizard. A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask….for you. Not her.

Wonder what the Gorn and Salt Vampire that were supposed to appear in the new Star Trek ’s deleted Rura Penthe Klingon prison scenes looked like? This. Good lookin’, but I’ll take a steroid abuser in a dinosaur mask any day. I’m serious, just show up. J.J. Abrams’ Version Of Star Trek’s Salt Vampire And Gorn Revealed [io9] Thanks to Jase, who may or may not have just ordered some Mexican roids and a t-rex mask off eBay. I’ll be waiting. d

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! To celebrate this un-momentous occasion here’s a $98 Jason hoodie by Marc Ecko . Watch out for black cats and shit! Channel the terror of Crystal Lake in this “Jason” hoodie from the Friday the 13th series by Marc Ecko. Bloody full zip-up hoodie with breathing holes and mesh eyeholes for visibility. Four button flap pockets, flocking, leather straps and metal rivets, rib knit sleeve cuffs and hem. Cool. Unfortunately, it’s a little late to order one to wear today. Unlesssssss you have a time machine and could go back a week. But if you could do that why wouldn’t you go back and kill Hitler in a Jason hoodie . That little mustachio’d twink will never know what hit him! (It was your machete) Hit the jump for three more shots of this very quality product.

Want to rob a house? Need a mask ? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons ! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask. Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects’ vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off. Wow. I haven’t seen two bigger bags of fail in a long time. I can’t stop laughing! Mmmm, nitrous. Makes me want to go to dental school. Police: Marker Bandits Arrested [kcci] Thanks to Kelly, who once tried robbing a house with a bra over her face but was arrested when she got stuck trying to climb through the doggy door.

This is a video of a hummingbird feeder that’s incorporated into a $80 flowery mask . You leave it outside for awhile to get the birds used to it, then put that sucker on one day and sit still while the hummers come to feed right between your eyes . INTENSE! Reminds me of the time I let a murder of crows peck my eyes out. Probably shouldn’t have done that. But like they say, hindsight’s 20/20. Except mine. I’m totally blind now. Product Site via Wearable hummingbird feeder: they’ll think your eyes are juicy, delicious flowers! [boingboing] Thanks to Fally, who once fed an owl a mouse right from her hand because she’s an adrenaline junkie.

Junior Fritz Jacquet is an artist that loves working with paper and has created a series of small masks by bending and folding empty toilet paper rolls. Good looking, Junior (we named the dog Indiana). I really think this is testament to the creativity of the human mind. It’s amazing, you know? Junior here sees an empty toilet paper roll and thinks art. Me? I think, “damnit — what hand’s it gonna be this time?” Hit the jump for a whole gallery of faces.

Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don’t know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shriveled turnips. Admit it — I’m not the only one who wanted to lick that head! Se, en Darth Vader-kotelett! [vg] Thanks to Oiva and Occasional reader, who once shared a tauntaun shaped pork chop.

Michael was back out in Beverly Hills with the kids on Sunday, where he joined in the masked fun with a bee keeper type of rig! Although this time, it seems like he has a very real reason to cover…