This is a mashup picture of Dexter from Dexter’s Lab and Dexter from that show Dexter about the serial killer . I’ve seen a shit-ton of Dexter’s Lab but only one episode of Dexter because he reminds me too much of myself and that makes me nervous because I don’t want to kill anybody else. I SAID I DON’T WANT TO I DIDN’T SAY I WOULDN’T. I’m coming for you (leave a key under the mat, please). Also, if you could take these sleeping pills that would be great. Wait — those are my vitamins. Dexter-Dexter [loldwell] Thanks to michael, who would kill you for an In-N-Out burger right now.

Aha! I always knew there was a connection between the Super Mario and Chrono Trigger universes, and this proves it . It also proves I’m the world’s handsomest blogger and have a brain that would make Einstein’s turn in its jar of formaldehyde. So, yeah, dip your joint in that and smoke it BUT PLEASE DON’T KIDS BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA BE HELD RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU END UP RETARDED. Super Mario World / Chrono Trigger Crossover Explains Everything [pressthebuttons] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who’s convinced there’s a connection between Hyrule and Azeroth. Pfft, you’re crazy.

Aha! I always knew there was a connection between the Super Mario and Chrono Trigger universes, and this proves it . It also proves I’m the world’s handsomest blogger and have a brain that would make Einstein’s turn in its jar of formaldehyde. So, yeah, dip your joint in that and smoke it BUT PLEASE DON’T KIDS BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA BE HELD RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU END UP RETARDED. Super Mario World / Chrono Trigger Crossover Explains Everything [pressthebuttons] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who’s convinced there’s a connection between Hyrule and Azeroth. Pfft, you’re crazy.

Tuper Tario Tros. is a real game you can go HERE to play that combines elements of both Super Mario Bros. and Tetris . Basically you run around playing Mario until you can’t go any further in the game then you his SPACEBAR to switch to Tetris and build yourself a bridge, etc. to continue on your way to the princess. Each vertical bar in the background represents a Tetris playfield and will remove lines as you clear them, just like in the Ruskie game. And speaking of Ruskie games: roulette. Okay, now you go first. Oh — free turn! Tuper Tario Tros. [newgrounds] via Tuper Tario Tros. is a Mario and Tetris mash-up! [downloadsquad] Thanks to Jiakasuma, who made it further than I did (which wasn’t hard because I stopped after taking the screenshot).

Ever wanted to see a mashup of the audio from the A-Team opening credits and a bunch of video clips from Star Wars ? Well hang on to your hat, because today’s your lucky day! And not just because I’m not gonna demand your brownie at lunch, but because this is that video! (I still want your vegetable sticks) Youtube Thanks to Jaikasuma, who once mashed up potatoes and a stick of butter and my god was that shit delicious!

This is a well made Half-Life 2 /Contra mashup where Gordon Freeman plays through the first level of Contra in 3-D. I always wondered what that level would look like in 3-D , and now, thanks to the marvel of computers and shit, I can finally sleep at night sans Blankey. I’m a big boy now! But still change my sheets everyday. Sometimes I, uh, spill things. Like drinks. Yes, drinks. Youtube Thanks to Shadow Sushi, a spicy yellowtail roll that hides in the cover of darkness.

Remember how you heard J.J. Abrams snuck R2-D2 somewhere in the new Star Trek movie ? And remember how you kept going back to the theater with the hopes of spotting him? God, you need a hobby. I dunno, World of Warcraft or something. Anyway, thanks to the recent release of the film and newfangled slow-motion technology, the droid has been spotted. The blog Gizmodo has located the brave droid’s appearance, and frankly, it’s no surprise that 99.999% of the world couldn’t spot the “Star Wars” star. R2-D2 appears for about one microsecond during a battle scene. Floating across the screen from left to right, the droid appears to be enjoying himself, however briefly. Well, there he is. Finally, we can all sleep at night. Together, in a big pile like in Where The Wild Things Are the one time they’re all happy before Max proceeds to eff everything up. And speaking of which: you run away from my home and guess what — there isn’t going to be any chocolate cake waiting for you when you get back. There’s gonna be a locked door. And maybe a belt so you can whip yourself if you’re lucky . Confirmed: R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star Trek [gizmodo] via Found: R2-D2 in ‘Star Trek’ [yahoomovies] Thanks to jessica, Matty and Lunarion, who spotted him the first time but didn’t want to say anything because they didn’t want to ruin it for the rest of you. Plus, they make great friends because they can keep secrets.

Remember how you heard J.J. Abrams snuck R2-D2 somewhere in the new Star Trek movie ? And remember how you kept going back to the theater with the hopes of spotting him? God, you need a hobby. I dunno, World of Warcraft or something. Anyway, thanks to the recent release of the film and newfangled slow-motion technology, the droid has been spotted. The blog Gizmodo has located the brave droid’s appearance, and frankly, it’s no surprise that 99.999% of the world couldn’t spot the “Star Wars” star. R2-D2 appears for about one microsecond during a battle scene. Floating across the screen from left to right, the droid appears to be enjoying himself, however briefly. Well, there he is. Finally, we can all sleep at night. Together, in a big pile like in Where The Wild Things Are the one time they’re all happy before Max proceeds to eff everything up. And speaking of which: you run away from my home and guess what — there isn’t going to be any chocolate cake waiting for you when you get back. There’s gonna be a locked door. And maybe a belt so you can whip yourself if you’re lucky . Confirmed: R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star Trek [gizmodo] via Found: R2-D2 in ‘Star Trek’ [yahoomovies] Thanks to jessica, Matty and Lunarion, who spotted him the first time but didn’t want to say anything because they didn’t want to ruin it for the rest of you. Plus, they make great friends because they can keep secrets.

This is a bunch of scenes from Carl Sagan’s Cosmos series (miss you, Carl!) remixed to make a song . It is awesome. Plus, Stephen Hawking laid down some phat vocals , so it’s double sweet. Like eating a scoop of birthday cake ice cream and a scoop of birthday cake batter ice cream AT THE SAME TIME. Except not that good because there’s nothing better than that. Youtube (more info, lyrics and a link to downloads available there) Thanks to Paul, who has traveled to the far ends of the cosmos and verified that Geekologie is, in fact, the best website in the universe. Also, the man’s seen alien snatch.

This is a super short video of a Contra commando playing Duck Hunt . And in case you can’t watch videos at work, I’ll spoil it for you: the ducks lose. But if you want to watch the ducks win , you should watch that youth hockey themed movie starring Emilio Estevez. OMG HE WAS SOOOO HANDSOME! Contra Duck Hunt [collegehumor] Thanks to jim, who got the laser rifle and “accidentally” shot that annoying laughing dog.