This is some French guy making a little superconductor train out of a bunch of magnets and a cup of magic potion . I have no idea what’s in the magic potion but that won’t stop me from chugging a whole chalice in the hopes of floating. Plus, it even works upside down which is super cool because I’ve always wanted to take a nap on the ceiling. I will drool on you! Youtube Thanks to Rich the destroyer, who destroys because he’s Rich the destroyer damnit, you know who he is!

Let’s face it: pushing buttons on a remote to change the channel on your television is archaic and embarrassing. What we need are a bunch of magic wands to wave around like assholes! Well we’re in luck! Enter the Kymera Magic Wand. It works like a standard universal learning remote but thanks to a built-in accelerometer it’s able to recognize “magical gestures” instead of just pushing buttons. So for example, to turn the volume up or down on your TV you’d simply make clockwise or counter-clockwise gestures with the wand, and to change the channel you’d either flick it up or down. All-in-all there are 13 different gestures recognized by the wand that you can custom-program including big swish, push forward, pull back and even multi-taps. The wand is allegedly real and will set you back around $84 when they start shipping next month. Alternatively, have a child sit in front of the television and yell at them when you want the channel changed. Isn’t that right, dad? Who’s your little #1 remote?! Kymera Magic Wand Universal TV Remote [ohgizmo]

Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were the buyer please contact me, as I must have some. *ahem* For science , for science (if I repeat things it makes them real). This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift…so i’m going to pass the power onto someone else. Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely. Do not drink, my ass. I have an iron stomach (and lung) and am gonna guzzle that whole jar like I’m shotgunning a beer. LASER VISION, YOU WILL BE MINE! eBay Auction Thanks Chris, but if I found out you bought it and aren’t sharing, well, that’s just cruel. GIVE ME A SIP!

Are you a Harry Potter fan? Looking to blow your whole day at work watching videos on Youtube? I know what you do on Fridays! Get ready for a musical adventure as Harry Potter and his pals go back to Hogwarts for another year of learning shenanigans! Only this year their wizarding world gets turned on its head when the Dark Lord, Voldemort, comes back from the dead to take his revenge on The Boy Who Lived. Filled with magical fun and original songs by Darren Criss and AJ Holmes, this is a Potter-spectacular that no fan should miss. So take a ride on Voldemort’s flying machine and get ready to back to Hogwarts! It’s amazingly not bad, and I just spent the last two hours watching it all. And by watching it I mean sleeping. I was there in spirit though. No, no I wasn’t. Youtube (with all the other parts) Thanks to trishna87, who once sawed a man in half. Not magically either. She’s serving life.

A shirt being sold by Amazon that features three wolf heads howling at the moon has receiving over 500 reviews and seriously increased sales. Most of the reviews mention the shirt’s magical properties. Here’s the one that got it all started: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. There you have it. The review was so popular that wolf shirt sales have gone through the roof (up 2,300%), with everybody else trying to score a piece of the magic. Hell, the BBC even did a story on it. Now, if you’ll excu…. *ripping track jacket off* OW OW OOOOOOUUUWWW!! Come on, who likes it hairy? Amazon Product Site and Joke review boosts T-shirt sales [bbcnews] Thanks to gizmoduck, The Superficial Writer, pironic, debaser, Mubbly, Ben, Jacob, Danimal, Pete, Yopoleo, Richard Belding, Brett and Ryan, who know a shirt that will get that ladies when they see it.

Entering the Konami Code on this page displays a list of other known Konami coded websites . I tried out several of them, and they all do different things. One started displaying zombies , one broke into the ‘all your base are belong to us’ cutscene and others didn’t do jackshit. So yeah, feel free to email them if you know of any others. Or, share them in the comments here. But don’t go trying to trick me into visiting an adult website, or my mom will take away my internet. And then, no Geekologie. And without Geekologie, ______________. FILL IN THE BLANK CONTEST! Konami Code Sites Thanks to This Is Me Posting and Adubbz, who once beat Contra without using the code. Just kidding, nobody has.

The $1,050 Shadow Chair may appear to defy the laws of decency , but it’s actually not. IT’S A TRAP TRICK! SPOILER ALERT : The shadow is actually part of the chair’s frame . HIYO — I bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? You did? Oh, well aren’t you just the little Sherlock Geekologie Reader!? Well riddle me this then: if a train departs Washington DC traveling north at 60 MPH, and another one leaves NYC going south at 55 MPH, does anyone get groped on the subway in Japan? Probably — and that’s just wrong. Hit the jump for a picture of the seat in action.

The Hover Scooter may have made its debut in December, 1960, but that doesn’t make it any less the vehicle I want to ride to work everyday. Also, if any of you ladies are interested in a lift I’ll even mount a seat on the blower. And I’m not just saying that so I can make a ‘If you can read this, my bitch got sucked into the intake’ t-shirt, but, damnit you got me! Hover Scooter [neatorama]

That’s right folks, diehard Twilight fans ( Twihards ) are waging war on their non-teen vampire loving brethren (Anti’s) for talking smack on the series . Thankfully, there’s a discussion board that has collected all the cases of Twihards attacking Anti’s with books, bricks, knives and flare guns. I’m sure some of them are fake, most are poorly written, but a couple of them were pretty funny. They’re broken into categories, depending on the severity of the attack, ranging from slap on the wrist, to police worthy, to felony. You know, I always suspected these books were brainwashing readers into lives of violence. This Twilight series is even worse than gangster rap! And, oh God, my girlfriend is one of them! BURN IT WITH FIRE! The Twihard Attack Directory [twilightsucks] Thanks to Watch, who once called Dracula a blood-sucking taint and then peed in his sleeping-coffin.

The new iPod Shuffle’s capacity has been doubled to 4GB, and now the minuscule music player doesn’t have a control wheel . But how will you ever reign over your music? Simple — with controls on the earbud cord. WHEE! The new design keeps the clip and adds VoiceOver — a new feature that gets around the lack of display by telling you which song is playing and who performs it at the touch of a button on the earbud cable. It’ll also call out your playlists and let you navigate to others. Available in black or silver for $80 and your claim to what Apple calls the “world’s smallest music player.” World’s smallest music player my ass. I happen to own the world’s smallest music player. It’s a violin. *rubbing fingers together* Can you hear that? It’s the REAL world’s smallest music player playing “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath. Bitchin’! Five minute promotional video about the new Shuffle after the jump.