Flickr user rediv (aka Alan M) went and made himself some sexy LEGO fembots . Why? I dunno, he’s sick in the head or something. Or maybe he just needs somebody to talk to (get a fish , God!). Isn’t that right, Mr. Tickles? You’re my friend, aren’t you? Mr. Tickles? MR. TICKLES? OKAY, WHO THE F*** FED MY FISH AN OMELET?! Hit the jump for a couple other shots, including an ass one, because you have issues.

Flickr user -2×4- (not to be confused with his beefier, off-roading brother, -4×4- ) went and built a fully functional LEGO Star Wars foosball table . Sure it’s tiny as hell and I wouldn’t hesitate to Hulk-smash it to bits if you beat me, but it is pretty amazing. Like the miracle of life, but this one wasn’t squeezed out of a vagina. Right, -2×4-? Please God tell me it wasn’t. Hit the jump for several more of the out-of-this-world sports table! (Kill me now)

This is 15-year old Sven Junga’s (awesome name!) Stargate diorama, including a LEGO Daedalus from Stargate Atlantis . It is most impressive, as are the other LEGO models in his Flickr gallery. And he’s only 15. I was still wearing Velcro shoes and licking the bus window! Hit the jump for several other shots of the ship, and be sure to check out Sven’s Flickr gallery for other LEGO mastery.

This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS. Some years ago I walked into a second hand book shop and I bought a Star Wars Cross sections book. In the center stood the Droid Control Ship. It blew my mind and I knew I had to build it. I used almost 30000 parts. Lots in the center globe that I build with the aid of a building program that I found on the web. 3500 tiles to cover the outside structure. Lots of Technic parts to make the inside frame, so I could move, lift and take it apart without breaking it. The technic parts are joined left/ right and top / bottom, resulting in a firm and solid almost selfcarrying structure. First of all, who the hell parts with a Star Wars cross-section book? CAUSE THEY BETTER HAVE DIED. Secondly, I’m serious, who would do that? That’s like sneaking original, unopened He-Man figures into Toys R Us and putting them back on the shelf. You gotta be crazy! Hit the jump for a bunch more of the amazing amazingness, as well as the link to higher-res shots.

This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS. Some years ago I walked into a second hand book shop and I bought a Star Wars Cross sections book. In the center stood the Droid Control Ship. It blew my mind and I knew I had to build it. I used almost 30000 parts. Lots in the center globe that I build with the aid of a building program that I found on the web. 3500 tiles to cover the outside structure. Lots of Technic parts to make the inside frame, so I could move, lift and take it apart without breaking it. The technic parts are joined left/ right and top / bottom, resulting in a firm and solid almost selfcarrying structure. First of all, who the hell parts with a Star Wars cross-section book? CAUSE THEY BETTER HAVE DIED. Secondly, I’m serious, who would do that? That’s like sneaking original, unopened He-Man figures into Toys R Us and putting them back on the shelf. You gotta be crazy! Hit the jump for a bunch more of the amazing amazingness, as well as the link to higher-res shots.

I love LEGO . I LOOOOVE dinosaurs . But I hate, I hate, I HATE Peter Pan robots . So I dunno how I feel about ol’ Robo-Rex here. Such he’s got a pretty mouth, but he’s also a robot . I’ve got a sneaking suspicion the moment you think you’re safe and your dorm roommate is asleep and not watching, you’d stick your sausage in there and CHOMP! And from that point on, your life will never be the same. Mostly because your roommate wasn’t really asleep. He was secretly filming you having mouth sex with a plastic robot dinosaur. You’ll leave school that semester amidst constant ridicule. Eventually, you’ll land a blogging position. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my biggest dilemma.

NOTE : Jump is NSFW due to glass-cutting nipplery. This is a little series of modeling shots taken by Model Mayhem user iFeminine (link is NSFW !). It’s LEGO minifigs mining for milk. Or…something. All I know is there are nipples , a cannon and an octopus involved, arguably making this the best series of pictures on the internet. There’s just no topping it. Not even with dino pasties. Nipple tie-in FTW! Ahhhhh, you still got it, GW, you still got it. Hit it for the rest of the NSFW series, along with a completely unrelated pic (minus being taken by the same photographer) of the Incredible Hulk holding a pair of breasts.

Granted we’ve seen LEGO Mindstorm sets people have built to solve Rubik’s Cubes in the past, but never anything that moves with the speed and dexterity as CubeStorm CubeStorm Cubestorm . Whoa, nice echo effect. Kidding, I’m hiding in the closet (my mom’s trying to drag me to a doctor’s appointment). The Worlds Fastest Lego Mindstorms RCX Speedcubing Robot. Built entirely from lego elements with a lego web camera to scan the faces of the cube, The solve engine (algorithm) running on the computer is provided by the incredible “Cube Explorer “software which also provides the colour recognition required to determine the exact location of each coloured square. Thanks to Herbert Kociemba for making his work available to anyone wishing to use it! Respect! “Cube Explorer” has the ability to produce very fast solutions to a successfully scanned cube, usually around 20 face turns! Doesn’t sound a lot , but it is believed that around 20 turns are enough to solve ANY 3×3x3 cube combination. I’m still working on “CubeStormer” I would like to see it reach sub-10 and feel it’s close to that. but reliability begins to suffer when you start to push things just that bit too far….. You know what else begins to suffer when you start to push robotics too far? Humanity. Just sayin’, you ever seen that movie Terminator ? I haven’t — I’ve got enough nightmare fodder! Youtube Thanks to Osku, Logisticz, Gir, Ringo, Raúl, meeotch, Frank, james, Bolleke, PrestickNinja, raficus and Clint, who would have disassembled that sucker and built a sweet-ass LEGO castle.

This is ‘Crawler Town’, a rolling LEGO city built by Flickr user and skilled LEGOlier Dave DeGobbi . And, like Rome , it wasn’t built in a day. OR SO THE HISTORY BOOKS SAY. They also don’t mention alien subcontractors, but I have my doubts. Crawler town roams the barren wastes of a post steam-punk world after cataclysmic climate change do to excessive coal use. Several such cities exist but Crawler town is the most popular due to the Aero 500 hydrogen fuel cell Air races that are held. Many people travel the wastes to Crawler town for vacation and to enjoy rare luxuries like Pizza, fresh vegetables and Beer. Travelling the wastes in search of minerals and aquifers ( vital for survival) the mobility of the city keeps it away from the vicious sand storms of the wastes Good looking, Dave. Reminds me of the opposite of Water World. What would we call that, Land World? Mad Maxtopia? I dunno, but I do know the 2Pac video for ‘California Love’ is the shit. “As soon as I step on the scene, I’m hearin’ hoochies screamin’.” Oh yeah, I can relate. Wait — are you bitches calling the cops?! I posted a couple more shots after the jump, but you should definitely hit David’s Flickr gallery (with more shots coming soon) to appreciate the build in high-res.

Don’t do it Admiral ! Also, is that a womp rat ? Because I don’t know if I told you but I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. Yep, yep, yep, and have a thing for my sister (I watched her shower once, it’s true). admiral ackbar [izit] and It’s a Trap Woot shirt available again