Well, this could throw a massive wrench in the guardianship hearing! Turns out Michael Jackson never officially adopted Michael II, Michael Jr. and Paris!!! Sources are saying that Jackson never legally adopted the kids because he assumed no one would ever attempt to “claim custody” of the three children. It has been revealed that Michael is not the biological dad of those kids. In fact, Michael’s dermatologist has been unmasked as the children’s true father/sperm donor. WTF is going to happen now?? Those poor kids! [ Image via WENN .]

Oh, sweet justice! David Beckham will be receiving an undisclosed amount of $$$ from London paper The Daily Star for spreading lies about Posh and Becks’ marriage! The Daily Star published a story in April claiming David was exchanging emails with model Mariann Fogarasy and “made a play” for her with “private party” invitations! For shame! London’s High Court settled the matter on Tuesday, with Kate Wilson, the representative for the newspaper, apologizing for “the distress, embarrassment and injury caused” to the Beckhams due to the fictitious article. [ Image via WENN .]

Violence is NEVER the answer! The day is finally here! Today, the preliminary hearing for douchebag Chris Brown ’s assault trial will be underway and a star witness will be in attendance: Miss Rihanna herself! Though RiRi was subpoenaed to appear in court, it is still uncertain if she will testify. DO IT! She has the right to refuse, which may result in some minor fines if she does, but experts expect that a judge would be reluctant to fine her since this is a domestic violence case. If she does take the stand, it is expected she will be grilled and questioned for no less than 2 hours between both sides and it is unclear to how the testimony will go, though it is pivotal to the case. If Rihanna testifies and seems believable and genuine, then it would be presumed that the case will go to trial or force Chris to accept a plea bargain. If not, Chris’ lawyers will be seeking two lesser charges, or have the case completely dismissed. In other words, her testimony makes or breaks the whole damn thing. We hope she gives him hell! We hope she stands up for herself and all women (or men) who have ever been subject to this kind of abuse. Because, honestly, it isn’t just about her anymore. If she takes a stand and does what’s right, others will follow her example. So be brave, girl! We’re all rooting for you! [ Image via WENN .]

Don’t eff with the tabloids! The Ohio police chiefs behind the ploy to sell pics of SJPee-Pee ’s surrogate mother’s home apparently dug their own grave! Sources are claiming the shady pair of police who snapped 15 pics of the surrogate’s shambolic home tried to sell the exclusive pics to the National Enquirer and demanded twice the $$$ the Enquirer offered them!!! Greedy! The tab supposedly offered police chiefs Barry Carpenter and Chad Dojack $15k for the pictures, but when Carpenter and Dojack wouldn’t go any lower than $30,000, the Enquirer ratted them out! Carpenter claims he was “just messing” with the National Enquirer , but the tabloid says they were not involved in the scandal in any way. We call BS! On both of them! Shady shady. You can’t even trust the cops! [ Image via WENN .]

Michael Jackson is claiming ignorance when it comes to the lawsuit filed by his former publicist, Raymone Bain . Bain is suing for $44 million in unpaid publicity and management services, receiving a default judgement after she was unable to serve Jackson. In one attempt to deliver the papers, a security guard told the process server to “get the fuck out.” Jackson claims to have never been served nor to have any knowledge of the lawsuit. But we imagine that Jackson is aware of very little these days! [ Image via WENN .]

Rihanna is expected to take the stand at Chris Brown ’s preliminary hearing on Monday, but you will not see it!!!! Los Angeles judge Patricia Schnegg decided against allowing cameras into the courtroom. Good for her!!! Brown entered a “not guilty” plea for assault and making criminal threats stemming from a February argument with then girlfriend Rihanna. If he reaches a plea agreement, Monday’s hearing would not be necessary!!! We all know he did it, right???!!! If convicted for assault and making criminal threats, he could be sentenced to anywhere from probation to four years in prison. What goes around, comes around!!! [ Image via WENN .]

Z-list singer Ryan Cabrera is being sued by two women, claiming that his driveway seriously injured and almost killed them! According to the suit, Claudia Abraham and Mary DiPersio decided to give Cabrera a ride home from a bar. After Cabrera invited them into his home, they walked down the driveway, which they claim was steep, poorly lit and “littered with leaves and debris, and contained unsafe, slippery tiles,” causing them to slip and seriously injure themselves. Abraham allegedly suffered “major brain trauma injury, requiring multiple surgeries, and was in a coma, near death” while DiPersio sustained injuries to her face, head, neck, and hands, which required surgery to correct. Sounds like a pretty violent accident! Was an ambulance called? Is there a police report? Why did the lawsuit take so long? [ Image via WENN .]

Z-list singer Ryan Cabrera is being sued by two women, claiming that his driveway seriously injured and almost killed them! According to the suit, Claudia Abraham and Mary DiPersio decided to give Cabrera a ride home from a bar. After Cabrera invited them into his home, they walked down the driveway, which they claim was steep, poorly lit and “littered with leaves and debris, and contained unsafe, slippery tiles,” causing them to slip and seriously injure themselves. Abraham allegedly suffered “major brain trauma injury, requiring multiple surgeries, and was in a coma, near death” while DiPersio sustained injuries to her face, head, neck, and hands, which required surgery to correct. Sounds like a pretty violent accident! Was an ambulance called? Is there a police report? Why did the lawsuit take so long? [ Image via WENN .]

Kelis has filed financial records with the court in order to get support and baby expenses from estranged husband Nas . And it’s clear that that the singer is desperately in need… Of a reality check!!!!!!!! From November 2008 to to April 2009, her average monthly income was $21,616 - yet her expenses total to $80,831 a month. Does she know that the economy is in the shitter?! The reason her income is low is because she hasn’t toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts. Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. $3,500 on her morgage and $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations. If she isn’t on tour, why does she need a nanny?! And, honey, CUT BACK on the entertaining, gifts and vacations. Don’t get whack! [ Image via WENN .]

Kelis has filed financial records with the court in order to get support and baby expenses from estranged husband Nas . And it’s clear that that the singer is desperately in need… Of a reality check!!!!!!!! From November 2008 to to April 2009, her average monthly income was $21,616 - yet her expenses total to $80,831 a month. Does she know that the economy is in the shitter?! The reason her income is low is because she hasn’t toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts. Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. $3,500 on her morgage and $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations. If she isn’t on tour, why does she need a nanny?! And, honey, CUT BACK on the entertaining, gifts and vacations. Don’t get whack! [ Image via WENN .]