The Hand-le is a door handle created by Amsterdam designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville. It reminds me of the dog leash hand and is a slap in the incredibly handsome faces of lefties like myself. But that’s not what’s important. What’s important is that my dad sent me this tip. I could have sworn I told him I was a used car salesman! Love you, dad. Hit the jump for a closeup.

Holy shit, it’s a PVC pipe bomb! No, not really. It’s the Knock Lock, a homebrew door lock that will only release the deadbolt if you perform the secret knock. Cooooool — I want one for my clubhouse! A microphone (okay, really a speaker) presses against the door and listens for knocks. If it hears the right number of knocks in the right cadence it triggers the motor to turn the deadbolt and unlock the door. If the sequence isn’t recognized, the system resets and listens for knocks again. There’s a very worthwhile video after the jump of the lock in action. The only problem is every time you perform a knock your neighbors learn how to gain access to your apartment. Still, neat idea. But I’ll just stick with my tried and true knock: KICK IN THE DOOR, WAVIN’ THE FOUR-FOUR, ALL YOU HEARD WAS GW DON’T HIT ME NO MORE!! I’m serious, don’t make me pistol-whip you. Hit the jump for another shot and the video.

Apparently by shaking your PS3 controller while playing the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II you can make your characters boobs bounce around all crazylike (which helps explains THIS advertisement). Also, I’m more than a little disappointed we didn’t have this feature for the original NES. I’m looking at you, Princess Toadstool circa Super Mario 2. You too, Mario. See Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Boob Bouncing In Action [kotaku] Thanks to Pedro, who makes boobs bounce the old fashioned way: with a Ping Pong paddle.

Some guy went and stuffed a wireless doorbell into an old NES controller . That is all. There’s a video of it in action after the jump. SPOILER ALERT : it goes ding-dong. Hit it for the video. MASH THE BUTTON. DO IT. YOU MASH IT GOOD!

The Kush is a $55 (PLUS S&H!) piece of molded plastic women put between their breasts before bed to “gently support and cushion the weight of a woman’s breasts”. $55, really? For $10 I’ll come over and slip my own, much more natural breast supporter between those puppies. Obviously, I’m talking about a rolling pin. Ladies? Come on — I’ll let you make cookies in the morning! Kush infomercial makes everyone feel good [adfreak] Thanks to Todd and Jcon, who are selling empty soda cans for $5. But if you’re worried your breasts might crush a can, call me.