Now I’m not saying you should go out and rob a bank, but I am saying I have a birthday coming up in seven months and money is always the right size. Interpret as you will (at least get a payday loan, cheapskate). Made by Sugarcoatidli3z, the same creator as this Pikachu ski mask (you have washed that sweathshirt, right?), Cthulhu here is sure to haunt your dreams and make children cry hysterically with equal dexterity. Which, provided it chase the naked mermen out of my dreams in the process, is a win-win situation. Haha, not you, King Triton, you and I have some unfinished business to attend to. So, Ariel’s like, what, 37 now? I’ll give you six dolphins for her. Sugarcoatidli3z’s deviantART (with the pattern to make your own) Thanks to sham, who once knitted an elephant ski mask. DO WANT.

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life /rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO! Pika-BOO — where was I on that? Damnit . Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right — everybody who’s ever wanted to make love to a character from a children’s video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME — I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!….and Samus….and Peach! ….and Charizard. A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask….for you. Not her.

Actually, Alyson Hannigan seems to have ditched musical instruments for knitting needles! We spotted the pregnant actress in Santa Monica over the weekend, and it looks like she's taken up a new hobby - making baby booties! Aww……