This is 15-year old Sven Junga’s (awesome name!) Stargate diorama, including a LEGO Daedalus from Stargate Atlantis . It is most impressive, as are the other LEGO models in his Flickr gallery. And he’s only 15. I was still wearing Velcro shoes and licking the bus window! Hit the jump for several other shots of the ship, and be sure to check out Sven’s Flickr gallery for other LEGO mastery.

As many of you may know, I’m a master of the crane game (picture proof of some of my winnings after the jump — even the bullwhip), so I have no interest in Robo Catcher. Robo Catcher is an arcade prize game in which you control a little robot . The goal is to pick up a (crumpled paper filled) prize-ball and drop it down a chute. Simple, right? Not with a cheating-ass robot in the mix! Plus, the machine costs $11,000! Now I’m not saying I can think of at least a hundred better versions of the prize game, but I can. At least 200 of which involve controlling a stray cat….WITH LASERS. Plus you win kittens! I know, I know, I’m a genius. Hit the jump for a full shot of the machine, a picture of my crane-game winnings, and two videos of the robo-bastard cheating kids out of prizes.

That’s right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24″ AT-AT . It’ll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards of 10-20 (plus your butt’s v-card). In space, size does matter, and Hasbro certainly kept that in mind when creating its all-new, highly detailed Star Wars AT-AT. The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) played a significant role in the Empire’s military assault in The Empire Strikes Back, and it will play an equally important role in every fan’s toy collection this year! Measuring more than 24 inches tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, this colossal vehicle holds up to 20 Star Wars figures — 6 of which can fit in its head alone! — and includes so many play and electronic features true to its on-screen counterpart that it’s hard to believe! From the zip-line in its body and articulated legs for superb poseability, to its LED lights and authentic movie sounds and phrases, this is the must-have addition for Star Wars fans of all ages. Includes a 3.75 inch AT-AT driver action figure and a pop-out speeder bike. Size does matter — really? THIS IS A KIDS TOY — leave the sexual euphemisms at home! That said, I’m totally buying one of these for my son. And, more than likely, HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SON?! Hit the jump for another shot and a link to the page detailing all the new toys that are dropping.

archive Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their brook to Benihana this evening for dinner proving they're … just like us! No doubt the kids loved the Japanese table-top cooking experience complete with a cook flipping a shrimp tail into…

While Tiger's away, the kids will play! First Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel got to go to Sea World, and now Disney World! Check out the little ones enjoying a day at the Animal Kingdom, then eating some ice…

While Tiger's away, the kids will play! First Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel got to go to Sea World, and now Disney World! Check out the little ones enjoying a day at the Animal Kingdom, then eating some ice…

While Tiger's away, the kids will play! First Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel got to go to Sea World, and now Disney World! Check out the little ones enjoying a day at the Animal Kingdom, then eating some ice…

Ouch! It sure looks like Sharon Stone is trying to hide a black eye under her fedora and sunglasses! We spotted the undercover actress shopping for rain gear with her adorable sons in Beverly Hills yesterday, and we're very…

I can’t even believe that. Granted I spend 26 hours a day staring at a computer screen , but I’ve also already come to grips with not having a life or ever seeing the light of day (I look like a much handsomer Edward Cullen already!). But these kids, they still have hope . Run! Run into the light, little ones! However, it should be noted that this figure includes multi-tasking (i.e. watching television and working on a laptop simultaneously for an hour counts as 2 hours). The actual figure for singular daily use is 7:30. Jesus, you kids are gonna be blind by the time you’re 30! Look at me, I’m living proof. Kidding, kidding — masturbation. That shit’ll get ya. Youth of America Spend Half Their Waking Hours Staring at Screens [gizmodo]

Beyonce graces the February cover of Allure magazine, and the R&B superstar talks about her career, wanting to settle down and that word that she made oh so famous with a certain Destiny's Child song back in 2001. When…