Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than home alone in front of the television at 10PM Eastern watching a Discovery Channel special on dinosaur sex ? I can’t think of a single one. Of course, I can’t think of a better way to spend any day. Tyrannosaurus Sex , the Discovery Channel’s “new special that investigates dinosaur reproduction” and uses “ground-breaking CGI [to] bring new life to one of the last mysteries of these great beasts.” The press release for the show is a thing of both beauty and terror — not unlike a dinosaur, really. “Tyrannosaurus Sex doesn’t just answer the questions, IT SHOWS DINOSAUR SEX IN ALL ITS GLORY ,” it says. Please god, no. “How did a ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a female Titanosaur support the weight of a male who was as long as a four-story building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple negotiate sex with all those deadly plates and spikes?” Oh. my. God. It’s like the Discovery Channel has been rooting around in my brain! Tell me, did you find out where I parked my car last night? Right, I remember being at that club, and then — robot threesome whaaaaat? Nope, definitely came up with this on their own. Press Release [tvbythenumbers] via ‘Tyrannosaurus Sex’: Jurassic spark? [popwatch] Thanks to Ryleigh and Craig, who are both invited to come over and watch provided we don’t ever make eye contact.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

Consollection is a website that features every video game console every produced along with a bio of each. It’s a great reference in case you get in a drunken argument with a friend over what year the Atari Jaguar was released. And you know what else makes a great reference during a drunken argument? A beer bottle to the face . Suck it Wikipedia, you’ll never have shit on this Bud Lightsaber! Consollection Thanks to Bum_Eyes, who, for two tips in one day, is officially upgraded to Panhandler_Eyes.

FINALLY, a tape dispenser that cuts tape with a straight edge. I think I speak for us all when I say IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME. Zig-zag edges are sooooooo 1900’s. Also, tops you can’t see through. Ahem, ladies . This is the 2000’s — GET WITH THE FUTURE! As you can see, the blade developed by Nichiban makes almost straight cuts because it is straight as well, with convex-shaped cutters that not only make for a safer tape dispenser but also one that requires less force to use. The new tape dispensers will be available in Japan later this month before inevitably taking over offices and desks worldwide. It will come in black and white and will sell for ¥2,310 (approx. $25 USD), while a replacement for its heart and soul - the blade - can be had for ¥525 ($5). Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “but can it cut my penis?” you are! I think if I could just lose six inches I’d be good. For porn. on the cutting edge of tape dispensers [technabob]