Because I’m just so damn proud of what you Geekologie Readers can accomplish when you stop posting ‘FIRST!’ in the comments and actually put your mind to something, this is an awesome slow-motion video created by Geekologie loyalist Mike. Mike, you know I’m a sucker for destroying things! love geekologie, super loyal follower! wanted to send you links to an art video i just finished called Pink Terror. I shot it on a phantom camera at a very high speed rate, 1800 frames per second. And they say art is dead. Pfft, you showed them. Honestly, that was beautiful. And the Hawking dialogue was perfect. I’m just so proud. *sniff* Excuse me, I’m getting a little choked up. I’m serious — granola bar. Somebody kick me in the nads, STAT! Youtube and Vimeo Thanks to mike, for restoring my faith in Geekologie Readers.

In this world there are cakes , and then there are cakes . This is one of the latter. Mostly because it’s all glittery . You see, I love glittery things — in my mouth! Haha, not you, Edward — nice try though. F***ing skeeze . Nothing says happy birthday like a good old fashion droid head on a platter Collaborative effort with my other friend for ~ Jasmeralda’s birthday. I’m glad she talked me into the fondant, I was a little hesitant at first, but it came out nice and without too terribly much fuss. Metallic shine is edible glitter, silver ‘eye’ pieces I sculpted out of marzipan and my friend covered with the glitter. Big box/lens is painted box (painted by her roommate) with plastic painted package piece to make the lens. Light is chopped off ring from party supply store. I added blue food coloring to the yellow part of the cake so his inside was themed, too Fondantastic! You know, I’ve been preaching the benefits of a metallic diet for years now but everyone just looks at me like I’m crazy and asks if I’m really eating fishing weights. You’re gotdamn right I am! Brain food. GoblinQueeen’s DeviantART Thanks to sham, who wouldn’t hesitate to eat some C-3PO brain because dude suuuuucks.

This is the music video for Chicago-based OK Go’s ‘This Too Shall Pass’, which consists of an unbelievable 3:53 long Rube Goldberg machine. You have to watch it. I mean, you don’t haaave to, you’ll just miss out if you don’t. Then, at the water cooler tomorrow when we’re all talking about the awesome music video we saw you’ll just stand there looking stupid with your hands in your pockets. You’ll make a comment about a Lady Gaga video. We will point and laugh. You will cry. We won’t feel bad. Hit the jump for four making-of videos.

Flickr user -2×4- (not to be confused with his beefier, off-roading brother, -4×4- ) went and built a fully functional LEGO Star Wars foosball table . Sure it’s tiny as hell and I wouldn’t hesitate to Hulk-smash it to bits if you beat me, but it is pretty amazing. Like the miracle of life, but this one wasn’t squeezed out of a vagina. Right, -2×4-? Please God tell me it wasn’t. Hit the jump for several more of the out-of-this-world sports table! (Kill me now)

This is a video of a guy carving the original Big Daddy prototype out of wood . With a chainsaw. Which brings up an interesting question: how do you carve Subject Delta out of a tree? Shave away everything that doesn’t look like a Big Daddy. HAHA! God I slay me. Youtube Thanks to rick, who once carved a Big Sister out of granite and copped a feel.

This is 15-year old Sven Junga’s (awesome name!) Stargate diorama, including a LEGO Daedalus from Stargate Atlantis . It is most impressive, as are the other LEGO models in his Flickr gallery. And he’s only 15. I was still wearing Velcro shoes and licking the bus window! Hit the jump for several other shots of the ship, and be sure to check out Sven’s Flickr gallery for other LEGO mastery.

NOTE : Video AFTER THE JUMP is NSFW due to thong. I told you it was a special bonus — AND I DON’T LIE! This is a video of Robin Williams on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ talking about getting “OWNED” by 10 year-olds playing Call of Duty and naming his daughter after Princess Zelda . Respect (I loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire!). And, since it’s Friday (and I feel kinda bad about the Lara Croft thing), I included a video of a girl in a thong crushing a watermelon between her thighs that I found on the same site after watching the Robin Williams video. The sound alone was enough to give me the chills. Just like fingernails on a chalkboard, except a woman crushing a melon with her hooha. Hit it for the watermelon crushing fright-fest.

NOTE : Video AFTER THE JUMP is NSFW due to thong. I told you it was a special bonus — AND I DON’T LIE! This is a video of Robin Williams on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ talking about getting “OWNED” by 10 year-olds playing Call of Duty and naming his daughter after Princess Zelda . Respect (I loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire!). And, since it’s Friday (and I feel kinda bad about the Lara Croft thing), I included a video of a girl in a thong crushing a watermelon between her thighs that I found on the same site after watching the Robin Williams video. The sound alone was enough to give me the chills. Just like fingernails on a chalkboard, except a woman crushing a melon with her hooha. Hit it for the watermelon crushing fright-fest.

This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS. Some years ago I walked into a second hand book shop and I bought a Star Wars Cross sections book. In the center stood the Droid Control Ship. It blew my mind and I knew I had to build it. I used almost 30000 parts. Lots in the center globe that I build with the aid of a building program that I found on the web. 3500 tiles to cover the outside structure. Lots of Technic parts to make the inside frame, so I could move, lift and take it apart without breaking it. The technic parts are joined left/ right and top / bottom, resulting in a firm and solid almost selfcarrying structure. First of all, who the hell parts with a Star Wars cross-section book? CAUSE THEY BETTER HAVE DIED. Secondly, I’m serious, who would do that? That’s like sneaking original, unopened He-Man figures into Toys R Us and putting them back on the shelf. You gotta be crazy! Hit the jump for a bunch more of the amazing amazingness, as well as the link to higher-res shots.

This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS. Some years ago I walked into a second hand book shop and I bought a Star Wars Cross sections book. In the center stood the Droid Control Ship. It blew my mind and I knew I had to build it. I used almost 30000 parts. Lots in the center globe that I build with the aid of a building program that I found on the web. 3500 tiles to cover the outside structure. Lots of Technic parts to make the inside frame, so I could move, lift and take it apart without breaking it. The technic parts are joined left/ right and top / bottom, resulting in a firm and solid almost selfcarrying structure. First of all, who the hell parts with a Star Wars cross-section book? CAUSE THEY BETTER HAVE DIED. Secondly, I’m serious, who would do that? That’s like sneaking original, unopened He-Man figures into Toys R Us and putting them back on the shelf. You gotta be crazy! Hit the jump for a bunch more of the amazing amazingness, as well as the link to higher-res shots.