The great thing about making a Van Gogh cake is you don’t have to be particularly skilled in the art of cake-decorating . Kidding, that shit looks impossible. Impossibly delicious . I call a star piece! Mmmm — there’s no ear in this, right? Fan of Van Gogh? [forgetfoo] Thanks to Christian, who once found a Band-Aid in an eclair.

This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you’ve seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things — how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. Rose-Bullet’s DeviantART Page Thanks to sham, who once challenged me to a geek-off competition but I had to turn her down because I was too busy SOLVING CANCER WITH MATH AND VIDEO GAMES. Boom, I win.

Ever wonder what Pac-Man eating a ghost would look like constructed out of a shitload of tuna cans? Well now you do. The internet: it’s magic , folks. These shots were taken at Canstruction, an annual food-and-drink can stacking event that I can’t even believe exists. If there’s a damn Canstruction you can bet your bottom diaper there should be a Geekologie-con. Somebody get on that. Somebody, anybody. Not me. And bring snacks booze. Wait, snacks too. Oh, AND YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS. Kidding, anybody will do. Hit the jump for two more.

This is a series of amazing Play-Doh ads that were spotted in a magazine in Singapore. They were only printed a single time, because when parent company Hasbro caught wind that somebody in their Singapore office had approved the ads , they shit Play-Doh. Then it hit the fan. Now it looks like Mr. Bill exploded in their office. Hit the jump for four more awesome ads, and a link if you want to read about the ado the campaign caused.

Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don’t know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shriveled turnips. Admit it — I’m not the only one who wanted to lick that head! Se, en Darth Vader-kotelett! [vg] Thanks to Oiva and Occasional reader, who once shared a tauntaun shaped pork chop.

This Dungeons & Dragons themed cake and all the others after the jump (including some Zelda , Wolverine , Mario and Transformer action) were created by DeviantART user cakerific. And cakerific they are! I would even go as far as caketastic . And, as the sign on the door said, “Absolutely no outside food or drink permitted in the bar”. OH YEAH, THEN HOW’D I JUST MIX A COCKTAIL IN THE BATHROOM? Sense: I make it. Hit the jump for five more, all of which would look real good in my stomach right now mingling with the sushi. Well hello Mr. Eel Roll, how are you? Spicy.

Lucky McDonalds customer 0iz0 just so happened to score the most covered of all chicken strips: the Ocarina of Thigh . The shining beam of light accompanied by the melodic Zelda jingle blared out of the chicken select treasure box that was handed to me by a late night, tired, acne infested teenage boy as I opened it and discovered what lay in wait for me. Anyone who is a true Zelda fan must get this precious gem of unintentional craftsmanship! It will help you find your Zelda roots, and be just as much of a heroic mastermind as Link! Don’t pass this opportunity, for I am certain you will be able to make great music and friends with this golden nugget! This is your chance to own a piece of history! Do not eat *Licking fingers* Sorry, what was that last bit? TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOTLE TOOT! eBay Auction Thanks to VinnyC, who just played the Song of Deliciousness.

This is a picture of a slice of pizza with 2-inches of delicious deliciousness piled on. I don’t understand the logistics of even cooking a pizza with 2-inches of topping, but I do understand the logistics of eating one. GET INSIDE ME. It buuuuurns! What we got here is a fantastic pizza with 2 inches of topping. I used three kinds of cheese (around 400g in total), 400g ham, 200g salami, 700g pineapple, 200g shrimp, spices, tomato paste and 200g of button mushroom. Mmmm, did anyone else just puke in their mouth? I know I did. It was Lucky Charms-y! Pizza with 2 inches of topping [metrobloggen] Thanks to Bernie, who likes his pizza with 4-inches of topping. Jesus, Bernie, that’s almost a foot.

This is a Meatwad (of Aqua teen Hunger Force fame) inspired cosplay dress . As you can see, the chick isn’t looking too Meatwad-y. More Meatstick-y . AND THE DRESS IS MADE FROM REAL FREAKING MEAT . AAAAAAAAAAH I’M IN LOVE! I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat with those sealers they have on the markets now, but the machines were too expensive for a one-time-only disposeable dress. I ended up using the K.I.S.S. method of construction, which involved a basic shift dress out of thick cotton. I layed the meat on top, then put clear vinyl over it and sewed tracks with clear thread. I used a wide stitch length to avoid perforating the meat to the point it might just… uh, slide down the bottom of the dress. I also blotted it all before sewing to get rid of as much grease as possible to avoid clouding the vinyl. Lastly, I made sure to bind the bottom of the dress with a strip of clear vinyl to catch drips. That was hands down the sexiest thing I’ve ever read. Now I’m not saying I’d make love to this woman just because she made a dress out of meat, but I 100% would. Twice . And then have her make sandwiches out of…you guessed it! I know, I should write fairy tales. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to Jia Jem’s cosplay site which has A TON of other sexy costumes she’s made. Literally, a ton. I think I have a new crush.

This is a little Nintendo Flickr user Arkov made using LEGO pieces. As you can see, it’s fairly simple. I didn’t actually bother counting the number of blocks it took, but given a quick glance , I’d estimate somewhere in the six to eight range. Few enough for even you to be able to make one. Just kidding, you’d probably end up eating all the pieces. NOW PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON! Your mother would kill me if she came home and saw you without your — WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SCISSORS?!? Hit the jump for some sexy closeups.