Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she’s driving (I’ve seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake with a lightsaber ? I mean, it’s only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping out and humming the Star Wars theme. What can I say, I’m a natural wedding planner. Hit the jump for four more shots, including a cute Stormtrooper couple.

So apparently the moon might consist of a network of interconnected tubes , like Swiss cheese . OMG the astronauts are gonna eat it! AAAAAAAAAAH I’M SO JEALOUS! Images have revealed a hole on the Moon’s surface that is at least 260 feet deep and may lead to an underground tunnel more than 1,200 feet wide which is part of an entire network of such winding tubes. Scientists are hoping for clearer shots from NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, but the impression so far is that such a tunnel network could provide shelter for astronauts or potential future Moon colonists. Two words: giant space worms. Shut up, the giant is silent! But only while he sleeps. Kidding, he’s a snorer! I’m not insane, you’re insane. Plus a jerk. Newly Discovered Hole On Moon Leads To Network Of Tubes [gizmodo]

This is a Pac-Man cake created by CupcakeJonas for an undisclosed Pac-Man fan . Some suspect it was Pac-Man himself but that’s ridiculous because….actually, I bet it was him. Dude does have a big mouth and love sweets . That’s why he doesn’t have any teeth! Now I have no idea if that Pac-Man arcade cabinet is actually edible, but I would 100% take a bite out of it anyways. I don’t care if it has razor blades in the middle, I am curious and not a cat! Incredible Pacman Arcade Game Cake Design Makes Mouths Water [walyou]

Young Geekologie Reader Chris helped design and build a Super Mario Piranha Plant birthday cake for his younger brother’s 10th birthday . I call the head ! My mom, her name is Kathrine if you care to know, has always been big into making splendiferous cakes for me and my brother on our birthdays. This year for my brother’s 10th, she went all out and learned how to use fondant and whatnot and we made him a Piranha Plant cake. I had to help out, as she had little knowledge of the reference material, and me, her and my grandmother put it together for him. He was so happy he didn’t even notice his presents. I’ve been a longtime reader, as has been my mother ( she got me started reading ) and it would be awesome to see you put this up, or even to just have you tell me what you think. Did you just read that? It said Chris’s mother got him started reading Geekologie. Is that not the most beautiful thing ever? It is. And if you even think about calling child services and costing me a reader I WILL MURDER YOU. Happy Sunday! But seriously, I will murder you . Hit the jump for one more shot of the birthday boy and cake and a link to the Flickr gallery with some build shots.

In the Halloween spirit, this is a picture of a pumpkin that’s been turned into a cheeseburger . Impressive, but I would have made all the fixin’s out of candy. What can I say, I have vision. 20/200! Now, somebody lead me to the bathroom. The Burger Pumpkin [extremepumpkins] Thanks to Jacyln, who once turned a pumpkin into a carriage and rode to the ball in style. On pecan pie dubs.

I have no idea if these five pound gummi bears are, in fact, the world’s largest commercially available sugar bombs , but I do know they look rats and not bears . The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories. Its monstrous size is only matched by its enormous taste. The World’s Largest Gummy Bear tastes just as delicious as its pint-sized counterpart. Available in several flavors: blue raspberry, red cherry, and green apple. Hand-made in the USA. Each bear will set you back $30 plus whatever you incur at the dentist. Which, if you play your cards right and flirt with the hygienist, could be a tank of nitrous. Just saying, A-WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH . I feel like I’m on a spaceship! Hit the jump for a moderately humorous commercial for the things.

Well folks, the holiday weekend is over. And, as much as I’d love to go back and live every second of it all over again, my time machine is broken. And by broken I mean not finished yet. BUT SOME DAY. Anyway, here are some R2-D2 cookies made by Etsy seller SugarandFlour . $13 nets you six of the beep boop boppiest delectables this side of the galaxy. JUST DON’T EAT HIS THIRD LEG. Save that for me. Now come give Obi Geekologie-aroni some kissies you sexy little droid, you! One more shot after the jump.

Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren’t any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don’t like Twilight because it sucks so hard , but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I’m talking fang implants, bro. Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat] Thanks to pstone, who doesn’t do vampires but did date a halfling.