I never saw ‘ Up ‘ because I heard it was sad and, quite frankly, my life is sad enough. But if you did see the movie and were wondering what a real-life Russel would look like, your prayers have been answered. This: he would look like this. And, wait — are those all Boyscout Cookie eating badges? Picture Thanks to sham, who once tied like forty helium balloons to a picnic table and dined in the sky.