Allegedly Google plans to feature the interiors of participating retail stores on Google Maps . Because, well, I’m not really sure why. Something to do with controlling the world though, that’s a given. The report comes from Search Engine Land, which was contacted by a New York company called Oh Nuts. Apparently the almond-monger recently got a visit from camera-toting Google guys, who photographed their entire store, six feet at a time, in every direction. So essentially, you’d be able to see a storefront in Street View, click on it, and check out the interior for inventory, cleanliness, layout, etc. Interesting, Google, but you know what would be even more helpful? Live webcams in Victoria’s Secret dressing rooms. That would be huge. And speaking of huge — go ahead and throw some in the plus-size stores as well. I LIKE ‘EM THICK! I’m serious — if I can’t stand comfortably in one leg of a woman’s panties I….throw that pair back and try another dryer. Google Wants to Add Store Interiors to Maps [gizmodo] Thanks to Craig, who’s only interested in pet store cams. Keep the tips coming, Craig!

Allegedly Google plans to feature the interiors of participating retail stores on Google Maps . Because, well, I’m not really sure why. Something to do with controlling the world though, that’s a given. The report comes from Search Engine Land, which was contacted by a New York company called Oh Nuts. Apparently the almond-monger recently got a visit from camera-toting Google guys, who photographed their entire store, six feet at a time, in every direction. So essentially, you’d be able to see a storefront in Street View, click on it, and check out the interior for inventory, cleanliness, layout, etc. Interesting, Google, but you know what would be even more helpful? Live webcams in Victoria’s Secret dressing rooms. That would be huge. And speaking of huge — go ahead and throw some in the plus-size stores as well. I LIKE ‘EM THICK! I’m serious — if I can’t stand comfortably in one leg of a woman’s panties I….throw that pair back and try another dryer. Google Wants to Add Store Interiors to Maps [gizmodo] Thanks to Craig, who’s only interested in pet store cams. Keep the tips coming, Craig!

Ever wanted a toilet seat that looks like a guitar ? It’s not high on my list of priorities either, but if you already have every other thing in the world maybe it’s time for one. Jammin’ Johns come in guitar and piano varieties and will set you back about $180. They go perfect in music themed bathrooms . Which — oh God please tell me you don’t have a themed bathroom. Unless it’s beach themed, those are fine. I love your little shell soaps! Hit the shot for another guitar and a shot of a piano.

Kenwood, a company best known for making the aftermarket car speakers in the back of my truck, is making this kitchen appliance . The Kenwood KM070 Cooking Chef is a mixer/cooker combo, capable of mixing shit together and then heating it up to 140°C (240°F) so you can eat it and get all full and then sit around watching TV with your hand in your pants. I’ve seen you before! And I liked what I saw. It looks like your standard mixer, with a large 6.7L bowl capacity and 8 mixing speeds, but it also features an 1100W induction heating system that allows you to cook food directly in the mixing bowl. Temperatures can be set between 20°C to 140°C for warming or actual cooking, and there’s even a steam basket attachment allowing you to prepare an entire meal without ever turning on the stove. The only downside is that once again convenience doesn’t come cheap, so you can expect to pay around $1,600+ for the Cooking Chef. I honestly don’t know anything cooking except eating pizza and ice creams, but maybe this is a handy appliance. I don’t really know how, but maybe it is. But hey, you could write upward of thirty pages about the things I don’t know. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans why Jesus slept? Kidding, I know all those. I’m sure there’s something though. Kenwood’s Cooking Chef Mixer Takes The Stove Out Of The Equation [ohgizmo]

Because it’s a well known fact vampires are pervbags that like to stare at you while you piss, here’s a custom Edward Cullen shower curtain. It was handpainted by Etsy seller CustomShowerCurtains and will set you back a cool 75 bones. Now, you may be wondering why I’m posting a Twilight shower curtain in the first place. And the answer to that, my friends, is for the womens . Apparently they love this shit. Also, shoes and cooking me breakfast. DO I KNOW THEM OR WHAT?! Product Page Thanks to Jay, who caught Bella watching him projectile vomit after a long night of drinking.

In what might be the smartest piece of advertising in recent history (whee, I just posted your whole freaking ad for free!), Burger King has released a print ad for their new Super Sloppy Seven Incher chock full of sexual innuendo. I don’t see it, but allegedly it’s there. BK Goes Crude With 7-Inch Burger Ad [newser] Thanks to solid and Pat, whose minds can’t be blown away because they’re in a lockbox .