This is song made using videos of kitty sounds that have been auto-tuned (think Kanye West, but with less bitching and whining) to produce some funky fresh beats. Yes, I am hip to your jive. I’m a cool cat , you dig? I jest, I am a warm dog . And speaking of which — in college I lived in a house with five other guys, and we had this one roommate who would always boil hotdogs in the same pot of water and then lid the pot and save the water for next time . Dude got mad pissed if you even joked about touched his hotdog water. And that pot would sit there on the stove for sometimes a week between boilings. He was convinced it gave each subsequent batch of dogs more flavor. We were convinced it gave us dysentery. Youtube Thanks to Tom and Edd, who once made a song with their voices synthesized to sound like Chipmunks but then deleted it when they realized that shit’s not cool.

One of the iconic Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles crashed into a Wisconsin home on Friday, following a failed turn-around. Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon. Ha, women. I can’t believe we still issue them licenses. But seriously, if any of you ladies need a hot dog parked in your garage, call me. I’m sensitive to a woman’s needs . Wienermobile Crashes Into Wisconsin Home [foxnews] Thanks to Dustin, FDSY, Masami and phil, who prefer to park around back.