What the fans wanted was more vlogging and Gold Bond product placement, right?

From the 1983 Shaw Brothers film Seeding of a Ghost , here’s a ladycorpse having sex with a neon figure drawing’s soul. Because it’s Tuesday!

Hey, people who were in 9th grade with me: remember how, freshman year, for a gym teacher everyone had that weird old lady who had been exposed to so many tanning machines her skin was like a beat up leather satchel? I think she was softball coach, too. That’s all I can think of looking at new Freddy Krueger’s face. Remember? ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Poster Debut [MySpace]

Hey, people who were in 9th grade with me: remember how, freshman year, for a gym teacher everyone had that weird old lady who had been exposed to so many tanning machines her skin was like a beat up leather satchel? I think she was softball coach, too. That’s all I can think of looking at new Freddy Krueger’s face. Remember? ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Poster Debut [MySpace]

In the new Nightmare on Elm Street , Krueger has more than a clawed glove and his signature sweater: he also has really fresh breath. He’s unstoppable. Abandon your dreamscapes. More new Elm Street photos at MovieGod .

In the new Nightmare on Elm Street , Krueger has more than a clawed glove and his signature sweater: he also has really fresh breath. He’s unstoppable. Abandon your dreamscapes. More new Elm Street photos at MovieGod .

It’s clear ghosts and other villains need to find a new terrifying way of revealing they’re behind someone. Maybe giving the back of their neck little kisses? That always scares me when it happens in a bathroom. Under the cut: two additional scary things in mirrors!

We’ve taken the next logical step forward from Stephen King’s Christine . A movie about a killer tire that’s decent enough to admit there is absolutely no rationale for its premise: Robert, a tire that has been abandoned in the desert, suddenly comes to life, for no reason. He learns how to get around, explores the desert and discovers in himself a passion for destroying insects and various lost items. Robert soon develops a telepathic gift, which gives him the ability to destroy anything he wants, without moving… What really concerns me about this foe is that he can destroy anything he wants… without moving. How to stop a killer tire if not through physical restraint? TwitchFilm has more photos from Rubber . At least one is not safe for work if your workplace doesn’t allow you to view a woman’s head that’s been so pulverized it looks like an ad for Smucker’s Jam ‘n’ Chunks of Hair. (Thanks, Victor.)

Lionsgate is getting cutthroat in its rivalry with Paramount to have the best piece-of-shit horror sequel that’s so cheaply made that even the rapidly diminishing retard masses who see it are enough to make more than enough profit. Let me catch you up. Saw VI director Kevin Greutert was recently hired to take over directing duties on Paranormal Activity 2 , Paramount’s attempt to wring a few more dollars out of shaky-cam startling after the amazing returns on the first film. Only problem: Greutert is still under contract to Lionsgate if they want him for another Saw . So, seeing that they had the chance to pull the rug out from under those Paramount a-wads, Lionsgate has now decided to exercise that right, pulling previously-committed director David Hackl off the forthcoming 3D Saw and putting Greutert on as a big fuck you. Deadline has the details: Saw franchise partners Twisted Pictures and Lionsgate have just exercised a contractual option and installed Saw VI director Kevin Greutert as director of Saw 3D, the seventh volume of the fright series. He was hired just 2 weeks before shooting will begin, which doesn’t leave a lot of prep time. But the goal was to block Paramount, which had hired Greutert to direct Paranormal Activity 2. Because both films are now set for release on October 22nd, and the move came after Paramount set that date. Not wanting to take sides for or against his current employer or his potential future employer, Greutert kept his response balanced, muttering, ” Saw VI … Paranormal Activity 2 … Let’s be honest, who gives a shit either way?”

Basil Gogos, the legendary painter best recognized for his work on Famous Monsters of Filmland, painted this new poster for Universal’s The Wolfman . The fur, fangs, and feral claws say “wolf,” but the handsome shirt and twinkle in his eye say “man.” A wolfman in the purest form: half wolf, half man. Go to CHUD for instructions how to enter for a chance to win a printed copy. It would look great silently judging you over the toilet.