NOTE : BELIEVE ME, YOU DON’T WANT TO HIT THE JUMP (God I’m good at getting extra pageviews). So a sheep in Turkey (you’re not a bird!) gave birth to a lamb with a human face . Except the lamb was already dead and had to be cut out via c-section. Apparently it was some kind of horrific mutation . God I’m depressed now. Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed a caesarean on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face. Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports. The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal. The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. You can see the uncensored shot after the jump if you want, but I strongly advise against it. THE PICTURE CANNOT BE UNSEEN, no matter how roughly you sandpaper your eyes (I recommend at least an 80-grit). Hit it if you want, but I wouldn’t if I was you.

NOTE : BELIEVE ME, YOU DON’T WANT TO HIT THE JUMP (God I’m good at getting extra pageviews). So a sheep in Turkey (you’re not a bird!) gave birth to a lamb with a human face . Except the lamb was already dead and had to be cut out via c-section. Apparently it was some kind of horrific mutation . God I’m depressed now. Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed a caesarean on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face. Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports. The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal. The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. You can see the uncensored shot after the jump if you want, but I strongly advise against it. THE PICTURE CANNOT BE UNSEEN, no matter how roughly you sandpaper your eyes (I recommend at least an 80-grit). Hit it if you want, but I wouldn’t if I was you.

This is a screenshot of me playing First Person Tetris . It’s played just like regular Tetris except, instead of rotating the pieces , it rotates your view. I puked twice just trying to get a good shot. And I licked it up like a dog. Smell my breath! First Person Tetris Thanks to NeoAaron, who suggests some first person Mario action. Sweeeet .

This is a screenshot of me playing First Person Tetris . It’s played just like regular Tetris except, instead of rotating the pieces , it rotates your view. I puked twice just trying to get a good shot. And I licked it up like a dog. Smell my breath! First Person Tetris Thanks to NeoAaron, who suggests some first person Mario action. Sweeeet .

Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they’re projected out of their mothers’ vaginas ? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic . So yeah, thanks — I, uh, think. Extraordinary Animals In The Womb aired last year, using advances in scanning and imaging technology to trace the gestational paths of animals outside the human family. The documentary footage is actually a combination of digital photography, scans, and computer-generated models. The filmmakers took detailed scans of the animal’s wombs, then had the model makers recreate every blood vessel and whisker. The resulting images, while not direct photographs , are, according to the researchers, accurate representations of what goes on inside these creatures’ wombs. Ah, the miracle of life. Reminds me of the time a hippie friend of mine gave birth and then saved the placenta to eat later. Which, HORF HORF HORF HORF HORF. Seriously, you’re not a cat, lady. I mean, you ARE a cat lady, just not an actual cat yourself. *meow!* You better cut that shit out. Hit the jump for several more in utero animals including a penguin, dolphin and several dogs.

This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging . Looks kind of like a ghost , don’t you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man’s ass. Women don’t do that ! Right? Women don’t do that….right? Picture Thanks to Kelly, who thought it looked like musical notes.

I have no idea if these five pound gummi bears are, in fact, the world’s largest commercially available sugar bombs , but I do know they look rats and not bears . The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories. Its monstrous size is only matched by its enormous taste. The World’s Largest Gummy Bear tastes just as delicious as its pint-sized counterpart. Available in several flavors: blue raspberry, red cherry, and green apple. Hand-made in the USA. Each bear will set you back $30 plus whatever you incur at the dentist. Which, if you play your cards right and flirt with the hygienist, could be a tank of nitrous. Just saying, A-WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH . I feel like I’m on a spaceship! Hit the jump for a moderately humorous commercial for the things.

Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef . Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn’t. I did take a philosophy class though — it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don’t have any (I stole an exam and got expelled). The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat] Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.

In one of the most f’ed up things I’ve seen in recent history, the University of Arizona Medical Center has a robotic woman that gives birth to a robotic son so that medical students can witness the horrors of robotic birth firsthand. Named Noelle, she grunts, screams, yells at the doctors, pees, bleeds — and yes, even gives birth (to a cute little robot baby named Hal). Paid for with a $40,000 grant from Miami-based Guarnard Scientific, the university bought Noell, baby Hal, and another, smaller robot-baby in January. Then Noelle was taken out of commission for a while when medical students (yelp!) broke her pelvic bone. an average of 20 medical students a week diagnose all sorts of birth complications like cesareans and breach births. Noelle can even hemorrhage, all while screaming in pain and yelling things like “don’t touch me” at the medical students. Great, at this rate she’s gonna have like 1,000 babies a year. WHO KEEPS KNOCKING THIS ROBOTIC BITCH UP? I’m looking at you, shifty night patrolman! DUM DUM DUM! University of Arizona Medical Students Help Robot Give Birth to Baby Robot [phoenixnewtimes] Thanks to Demon Spawn, who get it pregnant with like thirty little devil babies.

Bacon , as you may well know, is supposed to go in your mouth or be worn like a coat. It is NOT supposed to be worn like a pair of sunglasses . That is ridiculous. But DQM and Oakley went ahead and teamed up to make a limited run of 50 pairs of bacon goggles anyways, which went on sale today for an undisclosed amount of fatback. Did I buy a pair? No. Did I lick a pair? Maybe . DQM x Oakley Frogskins “Bacon” [hypebeast] Thanks to Chris, who rocks a meatball necklace because the man knows fashion.