Er, or not! Someone needs a nap, methinks. HSM cutie Ashley Tisdale was looking a little tired yesterday afternoon with her adorbs pup, Blondie. But hey, it was rainy and miserable out, so we can't blame her! And props…

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders. Product Site (with tons of custom Pokemon hoodies as well) via The Pedobear Hoodie Cost $175, Guarantees Instant Awesomeness [knucklesunited] Thanks to Ezrail and I Never Back Down, who don’t need Pedobear hoodies because they have half-grown mustaches and wear those glasses that automatically darken in sunlight.

I can’t believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80’s Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie . And, if for some ungodly reason you don’t know who Shredder is, you’re dead to me. Sai to the neck! This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie is based on the armor worn by Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, the leader of the Foot Clan. The hoodie has spikes coming out of the arms and shoulder. It also has a half-mask that is formed by pulling the zipper all the way up. With the zipper full zipped and the hood on your eyes are the only thing that is visible. I just ordered one, and let me tell you: I am gonna shred the eff out with that bitch on. I’m talking about breakdancing and shit. And don’t even think about trying to rub my little spikey nipples because I will murder you . NOBODY TOUCHES THE SHRED-MASTER! Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the awesome and another link to the product page.

Ever wanted a hoodie made entirely out of duct tape ? Me neither ….TILL I SAW THIS ONE. Now it’s on the Christmas list! Over at Instructables, one young visionary has shared his technique for weaving a hoodie from these godly adhesive strips. He says the resulting garment is quite warm and impervious to rain. Interesting, but that’s not the MOST interesting thing about this post. For starters, is it coincidence the boy’s pose IS IDENTICAL to the guy on the TV? I think not! Secondly, what’s up with that lizard with the sunglasses? Does he really think he’s cool? Because HE IS SO BEYOND COOL! Lastly, I spy an N64 controller. P.S. Nice dino stickers on the light switch. Are they glow in the dark?! Please tell me they glow in the dark. Sleepover! Instructable via Duct Tape Hoodie Is Basically Geek Chain Mail…Err, Geekier Chain Mail [gizmodo]

Lindsay Lohan is back from Long Island, and it appears as though she had a nice mellow turkey day with her family. I'm totally being serious! It seems like she caught up on her beauty sleep and took a…

Christina Aguilera spent Black Friday hanging out with her adorable fam. While the rest of us were shopping, she and hubby Jordan took their sweet son Max to Kidnasium, before heading to Houston's for dinner. Max seems to be getting…

If you’ve been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with a World 1-2 version. Suck it, goombas ! A natural progression from our last Marioflage hoodie. Featuring inspired 8-bit graphics and a dark underground color scheme this hoodie is sure to get you through long night gaming sessions. The softhand 8-bit camouflage pattern begins to break apart and degrade near the top, perhaps the work of an improvised GameShark code or dust in the cartridge? The hoodie is available now for $65. But, if that’s not your cup of tea, do yourself a favor and check out some of their other designs . I rarely promote anything but I’ve paid some of my own hard-earned money for several of their shirts. That’s right, I said hard-earned . You don’t know me! Hit the jump for some more product shots and another link to the website.

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! To celebrate this un-momentous occasion here’s a $98 Jason hoodie by Marc Ecko . Watch out for black cats and shit! Channel the terror of Crystal Lake in this “Jason” hoodie from the Friday the 13th series by Marc Ecko. Bloody full zip-up hoodie with breathing holes and mesh eyeholes for visibility. Four button flap pockets, flocking, leather straps and metal rivets, rib knit sleeve cuffs and hem. Cool. Unfortunately, it’s a little late to order one to wear today. Unlesssssss you have a time machine and could go back a week. But if you could do that why wouldn’t you go back and kill Hitler in a Jason hoodie . That little mustachio’d twink will never know what hit him! (It was your machete) Hit the jump for three more shots of this very quality product.

It's not like he's going to get his dancer's body back in a matter of weeks, but Kevin Federline is definitely making progress in his quest to shed the blubber, so props to him! Yesterday we snapped Britney's ex-hubby…

This is an R2-D2 hoodie made by Etsy seller frosti . It’s available right now for $92 but you better hurry before I finish writing this post because I’m going to buy it as soon as I’m done. Haha, you never stood a chance! Just kidding, I don’t have $92 and the seller just informed me she doesn’t accept unicorn semen . That shit’s better than gold! Hit the jump for a Robin (of Batman’s homosexual lover fame) hoodie made by the same seller.