Now hear me out: you add some lights and sound effects , and then wear it while you ride around on your bike at night wearing all black. How cool would that be?! If you answered, “Ice f***ing cold!”, congratulations, you won the right to buy me a Zima. Damn right it’s coming back! Let’s high-five. No? I’m not a girl you’re a girl. Top-Heavy: Star Wars TIE Fighter Costume [greatwhitensnark] Thanks to David B., who drinks Mike’s Hard Lemonade and isn’t ashamed to admit it except he did explicitly ask me to not mention it in his shoutout. Woops.

Now hear me out: you add some lights and sound effects , and then wear it while you ride around on your bike at night wearing all black. How cool would that be?! If you answered, “Ice f***ing cold!”, congratulations, you won the right to buy me a Zima. Damn right it’s coming back! Let’s high-five. No? I’m not a girl you’re a girl. Top-Heavy: Star Wars TIE Fighter Costume [greatwhitensnark] Thanks to David B., who drinks Mike’s Hard Lemonade and isn’t ashamed to admit it except he did explicitly ask me to not mention it in his shoutout. Woops.

To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody’s favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets . Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, apiece. So you’d be better off buying a blank helmet and having somebody airbrush that bucktoothed kitchen wipe on it for you. BOOM, just saved you $1,000! Also, I think this is more of a moped helmet than a motorcycle helmet, know what I’m saying? I’m saying it looks ridiculous. Hit the jump for some closeups of a helmet you’ll never buy.

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Brad booked it after bumping into the car in front of him with his motorcycle this afternoon. In the pix above you see him leaving his bike on the side of the road before running into a nearby apartment…

Brad had a few words with the photographer who cut him off in traffic today. The photographer was defensive and claimed it wasn't him that caused Pitt to fall from his motorcycle. But Brad wasn't having it. He listened…

This is a video of 36 skateboarders playing a game of human Tetris on some hill in San Francisco while wearing giant neon shapes on their heads. Except it’s not actually Tetris because not all of them are rocking tetrominoes. No, some of those mothers got damn pentominos on their heads. And I’m not talking the little red bits in olives! But, damnit, now I want olives. Shit, and some artichoke hearts. Fun fact: Jesus once turned an olive branch into a magic wand and banished hate from an evil sorcerer’s heart. Then he did the water into wine thing and everybody had a good time. Plus, there was live music. You can’t beat that. Youtube Thanks to Duncan, who once tried playing Frogger on a skateboard and lost.

Even though we can't see his face (or body) Ryan Reynolds still oozes sexiness straddling that motorcycle! Who's hotter in a helmet - Ryan or Brad?…

Earlier today, Brad Pitt's motorcycle broke down, and who came to the rescue and gave the actor a lift? Why, one of our very own X17 photographers! Our lensman tells us Brad was very chatty and gracious, and "a…