Because there’s no better way to market a new operating system, Burger Kings in Japan are selling limited edition Windows 7 Whoppers to coincide with the release of the operating system today. What is a Windows 7 Whopper? Try seven mostly-beef patties stacked high on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup and mayonnaise . What, no cheese? But I want to die! 30 customers a day will be able to buy the whopping Whopper for ¥777 ($8.55), but after that it’ll set you back a staggering ¥1,450 ($17.10). Which, I’m sorry, but no way. $17 for a burger? THOSE BETTER BE SNOW LEOPARD PATTIES. See what I did there? God I’m L337. Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan [engadget] Thanks to nichire, Jamez, and Billy Avenue, who could each eat two of these and still down a chocolate milkshake and some onion rings.

Andy is the man responsible for yesterday’s 2-inch thick pizza . And he got pretty upset several of you commenters weren’t feeling his efforts. So, to spite you, he made a bigger , 7 pound, 4.5-inch thick pizza yesterday. Take that, naysayer! Okay, I saw that my pizza I posted a couple of hours ago got posted on Geekologie, that’s cool, I read that blog on a daily basis. But apparently most of the readers over there wasn’t that impressed. And some even thought it was fake, and that’s just ridiculous. So I felt I had to do another thick pizza. So here we go: 340g pineapple (190 kcal) 70g asparagus (14 kcal) 360g bacon (1152 kcal) 750g cheese (2700 kcal) 275g majonays (1980 kcal) 170g shrimp (145 kcal) 400g ham (520 kcal) 200g salami (780 kcal) 600g tomato paste + dough (1098 kcal) 1 egg (90 kcal) All in all, this bad boy has 8669 kcal in it and weigh 7.08 lbs (3215g) Happy now? I swear, some of you are so hard to please. Especially the ladies. You have to tell me — I don’t what’s what down there! Hit the jump for a couple pre-baking shots.

Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat — just like the real thing ! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I’ve ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that Fabergé egg. Delicious and nutritious gold. Hit the jump for a pictorial of how to make a Porkgasm.

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger consists of the following : two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon , and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic). And I think we can all agree: it could use a can of pork brains . Seriously though, I was thinking of making a pizza tonight anyways…. UPDATE : Made chicken tacos instead. Muy bueno! Hit the jump for a picture tutorial of how to make your own.

I’m serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it’s just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO