Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

Celebs have taken to Twitter to mourn the shocking loss of Brittany Murphy today — including the actress' ex-boyfriend, Twitter king himself, Ashton Kutcher … And from Jessica Simpson … And From the Kardashian girls ……

Brittany Murphy's mother found her unconscious in the shower this morning and was in full cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived, according to reports. The LA County Coroner's office will perform an autopsy to determine the cause of death. The LAPD…

Apparently “20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.” Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh — oh — could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I’m adding it to my wizard resume! (Can I use you as a reference?) The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat] Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they’re any good.

How would you like this creepy little bastard staring at your ass when you’re performing squats? Or maybe holding your feet while you do crunches ? Or maybe you’ve got to be out of your got-damn mind! Bandit is helping the University of Southern California Center for Robotics and Embedded Systems conduct a study on exercise training. 70 volunteers of all ages (including 20 people aged 60 or older living in retirement homes) will have either Bandit himself or Bandit on video as a trainer, and the researchers will try to figure out if the physical presence of the robot makes a difference. That’s right, they named him Bandit . As in, “Give me all your internal organs!” Listen, you want me to tell you whether a robot’s presence helps you lose weight? It does — and I’ll prove it. SEND IN THE ROOMBA! *Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!* There, I feel four pounds lighter already. Oh, and I’m not cleaning that shit up either. Video of the little jerkbag after the jump.

Because there’s no better way to market a new operating system, Burger Kings in Japan are selling limited edition Windows 7 Whoppers to coincide with the release of the operating system today. What is a Windows 7 Whopper? Try seven mostly-beef patties stacked high on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup and mayonnaise . What, no cheese? But I want to die! 30 customers a day will be able to buy the whopping Whopper for ¥777 ($8.55), but after that it’ll set you back a staggering ¥1,450 ($17.10). Which, I’m sorry, but no way. $17 for a burger? THOSE BETTER BE SNOW LEOPARD PATTIES. See what I did there? God I’m L337. Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan [engadget] Thanks to nichire, Jamez, and Billy Avenue, who could each eat two of these and still down a chocolate milkshake and some onion rings.

Because there’s no better way to market a new operating system, Burger Kings in Japan are selling limited edition Windows 7 Whoppers to coincide with the release of the operating system today. What is a Windows 7 Whopper? Try seven mostly-beef patties stacked high on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup and mayonnaise . What, no cheese? But I want to die! 30 customers a day will be able to buy the whopping Whopper for ¥777 ($8.55), but after that it’ll set you back a staggering ¥1,450 ($17.10). Which, I’m sorry, but no way. $17 for a burger? THOSE BETTER BE SNOW LEOPARD PATTIES. See what I did there? God I’m L337. Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan [engadget] Thanks to nichire, Jamez, and Billy Avenue, who could each eat two of these and still down a chocolate milkshake and some onion rings.

Inspired by the “Taco Town” Saturday Night Live skit I haven’t seen, this Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake belongs in my belly. Go on, get in there — the tequila wants company. The layers are a crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and a southwestern sauce; a soft flour tortilla covered with refried beans; a corn tortilla with Monterey Jack cheese; a deep-fried gordita shell with guacamole; a corn husk filled with pico de gallo; a crepe filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portobello mushrooms; a Chicago-style deep-dish meat lovers’ pizza; and a blueberry pancake–all dipped in batter and deep-fried. YES PLEASE! Except I want mine wrapped in a whole fried octopus. Mmmm, eight-legged chicken of the sea. 9 Stuffed-to-the-Brim Food Creations [womansday] (which I read religiously, hit the link to see a couple other heart-stopping concoctions not yet featured here) Thanks to towhee, whose ass I’m gonna kick in a doughnut eating contest. I’m going for a baker’s dozen, baby!

Andy is the man responsible for yesterday’s 2-inch thick pizza . And he got pretty upset several of you commenters weren’t feeling his efforts. So, to spite you, he made a bigger , 7 pound, 4.5-inch thick pizza yesterday. Take that, naysayer! Okay, I saw that my pizza I posted a couple of hours ago got posted on Geekologie, that’s cool, I read that blog on a daily basis. But apparently most of the readers over there wasn’t that impressed. And some even thought it was fake, and that’s just ridiculous. So I felt I had to do another thick pizza. So here we go: 340g pineapple (190 kcal) 70g asparagus (14 kcal) 360g bacon (1152 kcal) 750g cheese (2700 kcal) 275g majonays (1980 kcal) 170g shrimp (145 kcal) 400g ham (520 kcal) 200g salami (780 kcal) 600g tomato paste + dough (1098 kcal) 1 egg (90 kcal) All in all, this bad boy has 8669 kcal in it and weigh 7.08 lbs (3215g) Happy now? I swear, some of you are so hard to please. Especially the ladies. You have to tell me — I don’t what’s what down there! Hit the jump for a couple pre-baking shots.