Looks like the larger of the two just had a fairly significant meal as well. Just sayin’, give it a couple hours and she’ll only be a 246 pounder. Also, I highly don’t recommend it but if you look hard enough I think you can make out their vaginas. So, yeah — have fun with that. Body Scans of two Women: 250lb vs 120lb [boredpanda] Thanks to Jiakasuma, who makes body scans look gooood .

New research suggests that sitting for extended periods may lead to future health risks . Wow, scientists, wow (what did you really do with all the grant money?). Research is preliminary, but several studies suggest people who spend most of their days sitting are more likely to be fat, have a heart attack or even die. “After four hours of sitting, the body starts to send harmful signals,” Ekblom-Bak said. She explained that genes regulating the amount of glucose and fat in the body start to shut down. …in a study published last year that tracked more than 17,000 Canadians for about a dozen years, researchers found people who sat more had a higher death risk, independently of whether or not they exercised. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it? At least for a minute until you study the informational graphic a little closer and discover the actual purpose behind this “research”. Spot it? Nice try, Nintendo. We’re onto you. You sitting down? Experts say it’ll kill you [msnbc] Thanks to High Tide, who’s pissed he’s gonna have to start wearing pants to work.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.

Because WoW can’t wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I’d play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.

Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn’t? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman home and she sees this thing. Boy are you gonna let her down! Kidding, kidding — like you’d ever bring a woman home! LittleElk’s Etsy Page via Put a Giant Condom On Your Bed [gizmodo]

In a feat of extreme-mowing , two men in Cambridge, England used a crane to lift a lawnmower high enough to trim one’s overgrown hedges. Nice, guys, I like the way you think — EXXXTREME!! The operator, who did not want to be named, is now nursing a broken hand, but said it wasn’t a fall from the mower that caused the injury but one off the crane. He admitted it was not the safest method of trimming the hedge, but said it was all done as a bit of a joke. They wanted to film the stunt, put it on the internet and see how many hits it got, but in the end had no video camera. That, my friends, is pathetic. Not only a broken hand BUT NO VIDEO. WTF?! I demand a re-do. But this time with fireworks shooting out the back. Oooh, and bikini girls. Plus more injuries. I suggest fraying the cables and loosening the mower blade. YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE CENTURY! And I want producer credit. High rider trims his hedge [stuff] Thanks to Patrick, who trims his hedge the old fashioned way: with a straight-razor. Yikes!

That’s right, dinosaur shaped condoms . Available from Willy Wardrobe (probably NSFW , but also has a bunch of other novelty condoms ), each Stegosaurus E-Rex will set you back £2.50 (~$4) and is not recommended for re-use (even though you and I both know you totally will anyway). A bit of a sexual fossil? Then this dinosaur condom is for you! Warning: Sold as novelty only. Product may be used during intercourse although there is no guarantee that it will prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Also, not responsible for lost spines. Okay, so I made that last part up. Still, you’ve got to wonder. WONDER WHY NOBODY WAS MAKING THESE EARLIER! Plus, they like a perfect fit to me. Pfft, don’t even act like your penis doesn’t have feet too. Product Site Thanks to Starchitect, Ezrail, david, DatsMark, Xavire, Ross, John, sara, Jody and clipper, for knowing me all too well.

The Intelligent Bump is a speed bump that lowers itself if a driver is under a predetermined speed . It has no effect on me though because I drive a hovercar from the future. Dubbed the Intelligent Bump, this clever system by Mexico-based Decano Industries actually retracts if you’re “going slow enough”, rewarding cautious drivers. These bumps are priced at an affordable $1,500 each. “The system uses metal plates that measure the force of an impact against them. Cars going slow enough will cause the plates to lower, though any faster and the speed bump will remain where it is.” Listen, I hate speed bumps as much as the next person, but if I find out my state government is blowing $1,500 a pop for the things I’m gonna stop paying taxes. And by stop I mean never start. I’m flying under the radar, whee! Oh — now I’m barnstorming! NNNNNNEEEEEAAAROOOOOOOM. Hit the jump to see an animation of the bump in action that may or may not have contracted out to a kindergarten art class.

First of all, I’m not convinced liquid oxygen is real because, if it is, why can’t I breath underwater ? I want a merman, damnit. But if it is real, this is a video of Theo Gray lighting a charcoal grill with the stuff. Apparently it’s dangerous, but I find it hard to believe. I mean, it’s just a liquid . Jesus, it’s not like I just ate and wanna go swimming in the stuff. Lighting a Grill with Liquid Oxygen Is the Opposite of Safe [gizmodo] Thanks to Van, who may or may not house a real husky bastard down by the river.