This handsome little devil (he reminds me of myself when I was that age) is LEGO Timothy, and his mom made him that awesome LEGO-inspired blanket with her own two hands. Good lookin’, LEGO Timothy’s mom! I am a big lego fan who likes to build things every day. Minifigures are my favorite along with Bionicles which are sadly being replaced this year. I also love animals and want to make the world a better place for them to live. OMG, I love LEGO and animals too — hellllllllllo protege! (I get to sleep with the blanket) LEGO Timothy’s blog

They’re shaped like robots and they’re receiving electricity. That’s playing with fire. And if I’ve learned anything about playing with fire, it’s this: always get somebody else to light it. Preferably somebody who didn’t see how much lighter fluid you used. However, if you’re the kind of person that likes taking chances and doesn’t bother looking both ways before crossing a busy intersection, you can purchase a Robolamp from Robert Matysiak. Made out of plastic plumbing and electrical supplies, each robot is handcrafted by Robert in his workshop and will set you back between 40-110 euros ($60-$166). Plus, everyone is different — like snowflakes! Well, snowflakes that want to electrocute you in your sleep and burn your house to the ground. WHICH EXIST. Why do you think there are so many house fires in the winter? The prosecution rests. Hit the jump for five more and a link to the Robolamps Facebook page where you can contact Robert for details.

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life /rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO! Pika-BOO — where was I on that? Damnit . Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right — everybody who’s ever wanted to make love to a character from a children’s video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME — I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!….and Samus….and Peach! ….and Charizard. A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask….for you. Not her.

Want a 1:150 (~6-foot) R/C scale model of the Titanic ? These monster water gobbling whores allegedly have over 300 handmade parts and take over 400 man-hours to complete. You can buy them too, provided you’ve got a cool $2,500 lying around. Which, if you do, WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE? *sockful of pennies you in the face* Haha, the boat is mine! TOOT TOOOOT! [Insert joke about going down on my ship] Product Page via Remote-controlled scale model of the Titanic is asking for trouble [dvice]

In a recent interview, I got God to admit that bacon is, in fact, the perfect food, followed distantly by Snack Pack Pudding and Fruit Roll-Ups. So it only makes sense to swaddle your iPod Shuffle in the stuff, right? Enter the $19 Bacon Bits Case by Etsy seller Antjes . Too expensive? Find out where to score that bacon-print felt and make them yourself! Hell, you could make anything! Including, but not limited to: breakfast. What can I say, I like a little fur on my meat. Ladies? UPDATE : Thanks for the picture, I never would have thought to use Rogaine. Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

Beef jerky underwear is $139 underwear made out of untreated beef jerky . It is nutritious, delicious and sexy as all get-out. It kicks the shit out of those other edible underwears because those things taste awful even though they look like they should taste like Fruit Roll-Ups. Plus these ones are meatier. RAWR! Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We’ve even “bedazzled” this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones. We consider these to be the first in “meat haute couture”. They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store. First of all, it should be “haute meat couture”. And secondly, why the hell aren’t they available in teriyaki? The Geekologie Writer demands teriyaki flavored draws for his women! Also, blindfolds. I have an internet face. Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including a modeling one.

Looking for a $95 wooden iPhone holder that looks like a hand? Well look no further, you eccentric bastard you, here she blows! This custom hand carved iPhone Holder is one-of-one worldwide! Wow you Apple loving friend with this ultra-exclusive accessory. The precise carving of this iPhone base realistically replicates the human hand. Compatible with Original iPhone and iPhone 3G for a very snug and precise fit. iPhone conveniently slides in and out vertically. That’s, uh….that’s something. Not really my cup of tea, but that’s just because I don’t feel like lugging a giant wooden hand around in my pocket all day. I mean, I’ve got enough hand in my pocket as it is. And speaking of which — anybody for pool ? Hit the jump for some closeups and a link to the Etsy product page.