Yesterday we spotted a cheerful Nick Jonas spending his Valentine's Day on the green in Burbank, California, and the teen boybander was all smiles as he swung away on the golf course. Maybe we'll see him out at more…

Yesterday we spotted a cheerful Nick Jonas spending his Valentine's Day on the green in Burbank, California, and the teen boybander was all smiles as he swung away on the golf course. Maybe we'll see him out at more…

image courtesy of V Magazine / Inez van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin Dakota Fanning covers the latest issue of V Magazine, and the starlet looks like she's 15 going on 25! Dakota talks about fame, her films and what it's…

Safety vests are, by nature, garish. They’re orange or bug-guts green and usually have some luminescent stripes to accentuate you not getting hit by a car. But that’s what’s important right? Safety. Same reason I won’t blog without my crash helmet on. Hi-Vis is a set of innovatively designed, highly-visible vest collection, specially designed for road side safety. Unlike usual roadworker’s uniform like vests, the Hi-Vis collection comprises stylish sporting buttons, frills and collars that will effectively eliminate the shame of wearing them for the users. With its eye-soothing fluorescent green color along with fashionable black liner, these vests can easily become a selection for all motorists who is undergoing through an unfortunate break down. Other drivers can easily locate the wearer from enough distance that requires making a safe and perfect evade. Effectively eliminating the shame of wearing one? You’ve got to be kidding me. Although honestly, I’d wear a giant pink dildo with sparklers on my head if it means not getting hit by a bus. Hit the jump for some more safety couture.

This is a Christmas tree in China made out of a 1,000 Heineken bottles (looks like more to me, but what do I know — I’ve been drinking ) and some kind of armature to hold it all up. Probably not cake. But that would be great wouldn’t it, beer and cake? I would dive right into that sucker. Which, true story, I’m going to do anyways. *CRASH!* The beer — it’s seeping into my all my cuts….this may have been my best idea yet! Hit the jump for three more of the oh, yeah, I’m passing out.

Apparently some teenage mutant ninja dog (TMND) action is right around the corner for Yekaterinburg, Russia , thanks to a pack of wild canines munching radioactive goo. But it makes me feel so strong! The strays, thought to be former guard dogs, are said to scavenge for food at a tip on the outskirts of Yekaterinburg city. “I go past those dogs every day,” Alexei Bukharovsky said. “They are usually reddish… but then I saw, running along the white snow, an almost completely emerald dog.” A police spokesman told local news service RIA Novosti that it is thought to be the result of illegal tipping.”Either local residents or a factory have been dumping some kind of chemical waste there,” the spokesman said. The council has been asked to clean up the site. “The council has been asked to clean up the site”. Haha, that’s great cause it’s not gonna happen. You can’t just ask councils to do things, you have to strong arm/threaten/blackmail them to do things. *waving laser blaster* Isn’t that right, city council? I want those potholes in front of my house patched before noon. Also — a handicapped parking pass, make it happen . Wild Dogs Turn Green From ‘Toxic Waste’ [yahoonews] Thanks to Gregatron, who once called Megatron a little bitch and then turned into the back of a hand and slapped him.

I’ve seen plastic Army men cosplay before (I’m a freak like that), but this guy takes the cake — not only for having a base but, yeah, mostly for having a base. I’d still knock him over with a speeding checker though. Move over, hot chicks: this cosplay’s about to blow you out of the water [japanator] Thanks to Clint, who used to have checker wars until his fingers bled and ribs were bruised from lying on the foyer floor all day.

This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood , walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! Mmmm, Geritol. Say, are those dentures? Quick, bite my nipples!! Zombie Shoes [mburk's deviantART] Thanks to sham, who once chewed her own foot off because she thought it smelled like beef jerky.

Even while I write this the clock is ticking. There are only 13 hours left to order this shirt (or save the image so you can blow it up and print it yourself) before it’s gone forever. And, because I’m slow, by the time this actually gets posted you’ll probably have less than 12. $11 gets the shirt sent anywhere in the continental US via a combination of airplanes and ground transport vehicles . Get one for yourself and a lady-friend and then challenge her to a dino arm wrestling competition! Wow, did I really just hold your hand and walk you to second base? I think I did! (Don’t forget to send a thank you) TeeFury (will be a different shirt tomorrow, so order if you want it) Thanks to two sledgehammers dennis, who BOOM….BOOM!

Looking to expand their line of geek-wear , Ecko Unlimited is releasing this $88 Master Chief hoodie just in time for cooler weather. Good thing too, I’m tired of setting myself on fire! Brand new, limited edition Halo 3 hoodie from Ecko makes a great gift for your favorite gamer. Color-blocked hoodie is zip-front with nylon welt pockets and nylon overlay over fleece. Velcro(R) close hood with self-welt pockets, rib knit sleeve cuffs and hem. I, for one, would wear the hell outta that thing. And I’m not just saying that cause it’ll compliment my cardboard Halo arsenal so nicely, but that’s part of it. *pew pew* *bang bang* *rat-a-tat-tat!* What do you mean I can’t get on the bus like this?! Mr. Driver — PREPARE TO BE BAGGED! Product Site via halo odst hoodie protects against cold, not orbital drops [technabob]