You ever wanted a homemade Pokemon hat that looks like you’re favorite character? Well you’re in luck, provided your favorite character is, uh, Dildohead or X-wings Ears, or, uh, shit you got me. These fleece hats are handmade made by craft-person Dimbarion and range in price from $20 to $40. These are the only models currently available, but there are more in the works, so hold your horses if you want Squibblenips or Jigglyknots or whoever the hell else YOU DEVIL WORSHIPERS IDOLIZE. You outta be ashamed of yourselves. Plus for those private pictures you took. You thought nobody saw, I saw. And I liked. Hit the jump for closeups of a couple models in case you’re interested in purchasing.

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life /rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO! Pika-BOO — where was I on that? Damnit . Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right — everybody who’s ever wanted to make love to a character from a children’s video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME — I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!….and Samus….and Peach! ….and Charizard. A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask….for you. Not her.

Belle Starenchak, better known as Pikachu Girl, or “PikaBelleChu”, is now engaged DESPITE MY MUCH EARLIER PROPOSAL . I asked first, jerkbag. I was gonna catch all that! When Chris Herbert decided to pop the question to his girlfriend of three years, Belle Starenchak, he picked the most romantic place he could think of: Anime Weekend Atlanta, with both dressed as Pokemon. It … kind of makes sense for them. Belle, or “PikaBelleChu,” is featured in the Guinness Book of World Records: Gamer Edition for her massive Pikachu memorabilia collection, and Herbert met her by staging a Pokemon auction . So while we might be tempted to laugh, it would seem that the pursuit of ‘em all is a major component of this couple’s lives. Wow, this story is so full of wow I don’t even know where to begin. So I’ll just start by saying who the hell stages an auction to meet a woman ? That’s pretty low. But, admittedly, genius. Which is exactly why you should set up an auction for locks of Edward Cullen’s hair in your garage. Don’t worry, you can thank me later. Hit the jump for a video of the proposal.

Want to let commuters know what you’re favorite web programming language is? Well now you can thanks to this 5-pack of CODE Stickers by John Freeborn . $5 takes home all five and I think they’re worlds better than the stupid Outer Banks (OBX) stickers I see around here. So you like the beach , WHO DOESN’T? I mean, besides redheads and vampires. web coder bumper stickers: honk if you love to write code! [technabob]

I swear this is old , but honestly, that’s never stopped me from posting anything in the past, so why stop now? I’M RUNNING THIS RED LIGHT! Anyway, the law finally caught up with Carmen Sandiego at an undisclosed airport . And as you can see, she hasn’t aged as well as I was hoping. Remember when Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? first came out and your friend convinced you if you beat the game 200 times you got to see her naked? Yeah, I know all my world capitals. Carmen Sandiego Has Been Found! [geekstir] Thanks to Joemo, who once found a Carmen Sandiego shaped barbecue chip but accidentally broke it before he could sell it on eBay.

If you wanted to buy all the current iPhone apps, guess how much it would cost? Go on, take a stab at it. But wait till I’m a safe distance away, you wield a knife like a crazy person. BOOM: 55,732 apps for a total of $144,326.06. Which, amazingly, is still $118K over my lifetime earning potential. You know how some people eat ramen? I eat rocks. The Cost of Buying Every iPhone App: $144,326.06 [gizmodo]

It’s already been noted here on Geekologie that I have a thing for Pokemon . Now that may or may not be true, but the point I’m trying to make is that I would totally do the chick in these photos . I mean it too, I would get mad electric up on that. With a car battery . “WHERE’S THE MASTER BALL?!” Hit the jump for three more. One has a yellow car partially in the shot.