I’m sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I’m posting them anyways because I’ve been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point where I’ve been dreaming about Mexican corn ( elote ). And if you think for one second I wouldn’t knife you for a cob, you’ve got another thing coming. Hint: it’s gonna be a stab wound! Tacos may be the most delicious food in the universe, but they’re so unreliable! Their crunchy u-shaped shells just won’t stand on end, no matter how you stack them. Until now, gourmands have simply had to accept the fact that all tacos will fall, spilling their spicy goodness all over the plate. Fortunately, a solution has arrived! The ingenious Taco Holder set safely and securely holds tacos upright, preserving the look and feel of the perfect taco, and preventing unnecessary taco spills. Each Taco Holder consists of a sturdy strip of plastic molded into a wave-like shape that rests securely on any flat surface. Just place a pair of empty shells into the Taco Holder’s grooved shell slots, fill the shells with any combination of ingredients, and then enjoy your tacos at leisure as they remain upright and intact on your plate. Each piece from this lot of 9 brightly-colored taco holders will hold 2 tacos each. Make sure your family never suffers from spilled taco syndrome again by adding these clever Taco Holders to your kitchen arsenal today! Mmmm, count me in. Of course, I still hold up my tacos the old fashioned way: with a ski mask and revolver. GIMME ALL YOUR CHEESE-Y GOODNESS! eBay Auction Thanks to John, who’s never met a taco he didn’t like and should be dubbed an honorary Juan.

I’m sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I’m posting them anyways because I’ve been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point where I’ve been dreaming about Mexican corn ( elote ). And if you think for one second I wouldn’t knife you for a cob, you’ve got another thing coming. Hint: it’s gonna be a stab wound! Tacos may be the most delicious food in the universe, but they’re so unreliable! Their crunchy u-shaped shells just won’t stand on end, no matter how you stack them. Until now, gourmands have simply had to accept the fact that all tacos will fall, spilling their spicy goodness all over the plate. Fortunately, a solution has arrived! The ingenious Taco Holder set safely and securely holds tacos upright, preserving the look and feel of the perfect taco, and preventing unnecessary taco spills. Each Taco Holder consists of a sturdy strip of plastic molded into a wave-like shape that rests securely on any flat surface. Just place a pair of empty shells into the Taco Holder’s grooved shell slots, fill the shells with any combination of ingredients, and then enjoy your tacos at leisure as they remain upright and intact on your plate. Each piece from this lot of 9 brightly-colored taco holders will hold 2 tacos each. Make sure your family never suffers from spilled taco syndrome again by adding these clever Taco Holders to your kitchen arsenal today! Mmmm, count me in. Of course, I still hold up my tacos the old fashioned way: with a ski mask and revolver. GIMME ALL YOUR CHEESE-Y GOODNESS! eBay Auction Thanks to John, who’s never met a taco he didn’t like and should be dubbed an honorary Juan.

Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren’t any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don’t like Twilight because it sucks so hard , but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I’m talking fang implants, bro. Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat] Thanks to pstone, who doesn’t do vampires but did date a halfling.

Inspired by the “Taco Town” Saturday Night Live skit I haven’t seen, this Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake belongs in my belly. Go on, get in there — the tequila wants company. The layers are a crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and a southwestern sauce; a soft flour tortilla covered with refried beans; a corn tortilla with Monterey Jack cheese; a deep-fried gordita shell with guacamole; a corn husk filled with pico de gallo; a crepe filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portobello mushrooms; a Chicago-style deep-dish meat lovers’ pizza; and a blueberry pancake–all dipped in batter and deep-fried. YES PLEASE! Except I want mine wrapped in a whole fried octopus. Mmmm, eight-legged chicken of the sea. 9 Stuffed-to-the-Brim Food Creations [womansday] (which I read religiously, hit the link to see a couple other heart-stopping concoctions not yet featured here) Thanks to towhee, whose ass I’m gonna kick in a doughnut eating contest. I’m going for a baker’s dozen, baby!

To celebrate Bill Cosby’s birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials ? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make those? Okay, so maybe I have been down in this robot shelter too long. I kid, I kid — now somebody bring me some new cassettes to play. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the portrait’s transformation over the course of a night.

I think it’s safe to say we would all eat that, but I would go the extra mile and lick the pit. Happy lunching! Picture [flickr] Thanks, son, now go to your room. Mommy and daddy are going to wrestle.

This is a picture of a slice of pizza with 2-inches of delicious deliciousness piled on. I don’t understand the logistics of even cooking a pizza with 2-inches of topping, but I do understand the logistics of eating one. GET INSIDE ME. It buuuuurns! What we got here is a fantastic pizza with 2 inches of topping. I used three kinds of cheese (around 400g in total), 400g ham, 200g salami, 700g pineapple, 200g shrimp, spices, tomato paste and 200g of button mushroom. Mmmm, did anyone else just puke in their mouth? I know I did. It was Lucky Charms-y! Pizza with 2 inches of topping [metrobloggen] Thanks to Bernie, who likes his pizza with 4-inches of topping. Jesus, Bernie, that’s almost a foot.

Twitter user wildflourbakery went and made a fail whale cake for the Lawrence, Kansas Tweet Up. And I can safely say I have no idea what I just typed. Tweet Up? Fail whale? I AM ALL WIN FISH, SON. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and another, different fail whale cake.