NOTE : Jump is NSFW due to glass-cutting nipplery. This is a little series of modeling shots taken by Model Mayhem user iFeminine (link is NSFW !). It’s LEGO minifigs mining for milk. Or…something. All I know is there are nipples , a cannon and an octopus involved, arguably making this the best series of pictures on the internet. There’s just no topping it. Not even with dino pasties. Nipple tie-in FTW! Ahhhhh, you still got it, GW, you still got it. Hit it for the rest of the NSFW series, along with a completely unrelated pic (minus being taken by the same photographer) of the Incredible Hulk holding a pair of breasts.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

John Hunter is a man with a dream . And while most men dream of supermodel orgies (don’t lie), John dreams of shooting shit into space with a cannon . Me too, John, me too . PSSSHOOOOOOOOW!! John Hunter wants to shoot stuff into space with a 3,600-foot gun. And he’s dead serious–he’s done the math. Making deliveries to an orbital outpost on a rocket costs $5,000 per pound, but using a space gun would cost just $250 per pound. How to Shoot Stuff into Space STEP 1: HEAT IT The gun combusts natural gas in a heat exchanger within a chamber of hydrogen gas, heating the hydrogen to 2,600˚F and causing a 500 percent increase in pressure. STEP 2: LET THE HYDROGEN LOOSE Operators open the valve, and the hot, pressurized hydrogen quickly expands down the tube, pushing the payload forward. STEP 3: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND After speeding down the 3,300-foot-long barrel, the projectile shoots out of the gun at 13,000 mph. An iris at the end of the gun closes, capturing the hydrogen gas to use again. That’s all well and good, John, but the real question is this: can a human being survive the launch? And by “human being” I mean me. You think I won’t shoot myself out of your space cannon, John? Because I 100% will. Sans helmet. You really think a helmet’s gonna save you if a space cannon launch goes wrong? Because it’s not. A trampoline sure, but not a helmet. A Cannon for Shooting Supplies into Space [popsci] Thanks to Lee, who’s currently orbiting the earth from a comfy 22,236 miles out. Let me know if we need to shoot more beer.

Ice Cube for the win! F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn’t even get no static from the cowards.

This is a Polaroid camera made out of LEGO. It’s cute. If you point and clicked it at an aborigine, it would steal their soul. And I would buy that soul from you to complete my soul necklace . Then I would use the combined power of said necklace and custom f***-up boots to destroy Jacob AND Esau from LOST. Then the island would be mine and I would throw a luau, where we will roast a polar bear. Am I a genius or what? Dharma-beer me! Lego Polaroid Camera Can’t Possibly Be More Cute and Lovely [gizmodo]

I think I speak for all of us when I say some of my most brilliant ideas have come to me in the middle of the night when I’ve woken up on the can after passing out from puking so hard I popped blood vessels in my eyes . And what better place to scrawl all that genius down than a $8 hand-bound journal made out of a cardboard beer case ? I can’t think of anywhere. Funny story: one time I turned the lights off in the bathroom and spun around in a circle three times yelling, “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!” Then I flicked the lights on and stared in the mirror. You know what I saw?! “Buy more TP ” written in acne cream. And then, underneath that, “BTW, this isn’t acne cream ;)”. THEN WHAT WAS IT?! Freaky, I know. Product Site via Beer Book Houses Your Slurred, Rambling Thoughts [nerdapproved] Thanks to Closet Nerd, who scribbles his brilliance on the back wall of his bedroom closet. In crayon.

Disposable flasks are exactly what they sound like: throw-away flasks . They’re basically glorified juice pouches with a screw-top lid. ZOMG, I LOVE DRINKING EVERYWHERE! Enter the Disposable Flask ($15/set of 3). These 7.5 oz. reusable foil pouches are portable, freezable, pocketable, and easily disposable, and feature airtight plastic lids that won’t leave tell-tale leakage marks on your clothes. Jesus, why didn’t I think of that? Oh right, I DID. They’re called Zip-Loc bags, and I’ve been filling them with bourbon for years. Anybody need a nip? I have two. They’re perky! Disposable Flask [uncrate] Thanks to naas, who just carries his bottles with him wherever he goes.