We’ve all known about the line of Adidas Star Wars merchandise for awhile, but who knew they were gonna drop such a fresh Vader track jacket ? Not me, and I know pretty much everything (I’m a college professor in every subject). The $100 abdomen candy even comes WITH A DETACHABLE CAPE AND BREAST PLATE! Unfortunately, you’re gonna have to breath heavy on your own. Which shouldn’t be a problem for you. Remember that time at the mall when the escalator was broken? You were wheezing. Product Site via Darth Vader Track Jacket finds your lack of warmth… disturbing [dvice] Thanks to Closet Nerd, whose nerdy closet is jam-packed with Vader track jackets. Plus Members Only ones. Jealous!

Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on ‘ The Big Bang Theory ‘? Well you’re in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you’re wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I don’t know know how I feel about that. Besides awesome! Look I’m wearing a Sheldon shirt! Plus Adam pants. You know, Adam — of ‘Garden of Eden’ fame. It’s a fig leaf an entire rainforest and still isn’t big enough to cover me. SheldonShirts Thanks to Deacon, who was really mean to Blade and tried to kill him.

You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you’re in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie ). I have one. it’s awesome. Or it was until a friend tried to plug an unapproved device (blender) into my ass while I was passed out drunk. MY SHOES WERE OFF, A$$HOLE. Call me. Product Site Thanks to Stephanie, who has an ocean port t-shirt. Get it? Wacka wacka wacka!

You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you’re in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie ). I have one. it’s awesome. Or it was until a friend tried to plug an unapproved device (blender) into my ass while I was passed out drunk. MY SHOES WERE OFF, A$$HOLE. Call me. Product Site Thanks to Stephanie, who has an ocean port t-shirt. Get it? Wacka wacka wacka!

This is today’s woot.shirt . It’s Admiral Ackbar stuck in a Chinese finger trap. Unfortunately, they already sold out of the first run of (3,000) tees before I woke up this morning. But fear not, the shirt will most definitely be available again next week during The Reckoning (somebody remind me and I’ll post a link) so you can go pick one up for $15. Then we can all wear them to Geekologie-con and point and laugh at each other’s funny t-shirts like giddy little schoolgirls. I may even look up your skirt if you’re lucky . AND IT BETTER NOT BE A TRAP THIS TIME! It’s gonna be a trap, isn’t it? I’ll risk it! Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to 4thirty, Garfield, Tony, Greg and CHRISYUN, who….IT’S A TRAP! ROFLOL. Never gets old.

Looking for that perfect fashionable gift for the gamer girl in your life? How about a Game Boy tube dress ? I’d wear one. And I’d look f***ing sexy. Textile crafter Amber over at Sew-Oeno is seen here modeling her latest creation, the Nintendo Game Boy tube dress. It’s made out of a gray knit fabric and embellished with the familiar red and black buttons and grey screen of the classic 8-bit handheld. The medium-sized Game Boy tube dress can be found over at Sew-Oeno’s Etsy shop for $60 (USD). She’ll also quote you for one in your size if you drop her a note. Good lookin’, Sew-Oeno. Any chance of getting an Atari Lynx model? Kidding, that thing sucked. Except for Rygar. Rygar was the shit. I WILL SPIKEY YO-YO YOUR FACE! Sew-Oeno’s Etsy Page via game boy tube dress perfect for retro gamer girls [technabob]

Today’s $10 shirt.woot features robots breaking Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics . For those of you that don’t know the three laws of robotics, they are as follows: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. LOL! Robots killing people and not doing what they’re supposed to! Let’s joke about it — it’s funny! You’re all as good as dead. Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to Nate, Jonny S, bryson, jantunes and Nicky, who know there’s no such thing as safe robots. Or sex (but Ziploc brand freezer bags do help reduce the risk).

Because you can’t run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here’s today’s Shirt.Woot. It’s Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped TODAY ONLY. I swear, I really need to start demanding kickbacks from all these t-shirt companies . Here I am blogging topless (that left nipple’s pointing at you!) and making these cats a fortune. Which, Jesus — what if they really are cats? Meow. Shirt Woot (different shirt every day of the week)

Because you can’t run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here’s today’s Shirt.Woot. It’s Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped TODAY ONLY. I swear, I really need to start demanding kickbacks from all these t-shirt companies . Here I am blogging topless (that left nipple’s pointing at you!) and making these cats a fortune. Which, Jesus — what if they really are cats? Meow. Shirt Woot (different shirt every day of the week)

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders. Product Site (with tons of custom Pokemon hoodies as well) via The Pedobear Hoodie Cost $175, Guarantees Instant Awesomeness [knucklesunited] Thanks to Ezrail and I Never Back Down, who don’t need Pedobear hoodies because they have half-grown mustaches and wear those glasses that automatically darken in sunlight.