This is a desk with a water- cooled computer built right in to its very soul. And….is that an ashtray and cigarettes? VOIDED WARRANTY IS VOIDED . It’s all built from the ground up: desk and computer, custom designed to fit the maker’s needs. Even the reservoir was designed specifically to fit this desk. And now that it’s finished? He needs to start making them for everyone else! I kind of like how the motherboard is all open access so my cats can jump in there and lay on top of it. Because that’s 100& exactly what they’d do. Shut up I know my symbols, okay~ Hit the jump for a closeup of the computer part.

Ever wanted a couch that transforms into bunk beds ? Me neither. I do want one that turns into a fighter jet though. Okay you got me, I do want a transformer bunk bed . BUT IT BETTER NOT BE SENTIENT OR I WILL DRAG THAT SHIT OUT INTO THE YARD AND BURN IT. A SOFABED THAT DOES DOUBLE DUTY, Mobelform’s Doc folds out into not one, but two twin sized beds stacked one atop the other: in short, a bunk bed. Included are the necessary mattresses as well as a ladder and short rail to prevent mid-night tumbles. This reminds me of the time my cousin was spending the night and my parents let him sleep in my bunk bed and made me sleep on the floor. Well, he rolled out of the bed in the middle of the night and fell five feet to the ground and didn’t even wake up . I thought he was dead. He might have been dead. Hit the jump for another bed making the transformation.

Loyal Geekologie Reader (or giant liar) Kristian Aus is an Australian designer currently seeking a manufacturer for some of his video game inspired furniture . This is a stool inspired by the Pac-Man ghosts, and there’s a Space Invaders table after the jump. Good looking, Kristian. I like how the designs are obviously inspired by the games but not so much to warrant paying royalties. So yeah, contact Kristian through his website if you’re into molded plastics. But if you’re into molded sandwiches, you gotta check out the fridge. That ham and cheese looks hairy! $1 if you take a bite. Hit the jump for the Space Invaders coffee table.

This is by far the most important thing you’ll watch all day (suck it, the news!). It’s a kitten crawling into a couch . I love how its little legs are poking out before it can pull itself in. Did it remind anyone else of a calf being born, but in reverse ? No? Fine, me neither then. Dicks. Youtube Thanks to Sophia, who knows important shit when she sees it.

Tetris furniture: it just makes sense. Furniture is blocky , tetrads are blocky, BOOM-SHACKA-SHAKE’N'BAKE — Tetris furniture. It’s tetradical! Except — why does that long block have five squares? Artists Diego Silvério and Helder Filipov have created a beautiful furniture design that uses the Tetris bricks we have all known to both love and hate. The different bricks combined show many different options and ways for gamers to also have a great looking room and profess their utmost love for the original Tetris game. ZOMG, I want all long pieces! No, wait, squares! And go ahead and throw in some of those L’s. Fine, I’ll take them all. But for free. Seriously, this is a gun. *PEW PEW* Haha, did I say gun? I meant laser blaster. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the possibilities.

The Cloud is a levitating sofa that floats thanks to magnets and, I suspect, a tiny wizard. Unfortuantely, it’s only conceptual. Which, for those of you who don’t know what conceptual is, means really soft. You should buy one. Cloud is a sofa concept designed for ultra comfort and relaxation. The soft floating upper part is supported by the magnetic force generated by the bottom base. No matter if you want to work and sit with comfort or simply a power nap to release the stress, you can always enjoy your time to relax on the floating cloud. Designed by D.K. Wei (no relation to that barrel throwing bastard), the Cloud recently won honorable mention (3rd loser) in a relaxation design contest. Which, wait a minute, relaxation design contest — WTF is that? Fifth of gin and a handful of Valium. BOOM, blue ribbon. Cloud magnetically levitating sofa is the greatest couch concept, ever