This is College Humor’s take on those ‘ Windows 7 Was My Idea’ commercials. My take is fast-forward the DVR, but that’s just me and I’m pretty much an advertising expert. Microsoft : hire me, I’ll hook you up. And not just with good drugs either ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW PEOPLE IF THAT’LL MOVE MY APPLICATION TO THE TOP OF THE PILE. If not, please disregard and I’m drug free so there’s really no point in testing. See that — I’ve saving you money already! Haha, what do you mean I have weed in my hair? Windows 7 Parody [collegehumor] Thanks to jimjamjum and Bullboner Bill, your parents must really hate you.

I’ve Chatrouletted long enough to know nothing good is gonna come out of it. That was six seconds. Just long enough to try to take a reasonable screenshot while I was writing a post about it , seeing a man’s penis, and marking the website as unsafe in my internet browser. Anyway, this is funny Chatroulette picture and pretty much exemplifies what you can expect when signing on. Don’t even bother if you’re hoping for anything better. Although I did see a naked lady once. Well, a picture of one anyways. Right before the guy pulled it away from the webcam and exposed himself. Like I said, six seconds. Picture Thanks to Amber, who knows better than to Chatroulette after dark. Or anytime for that matter.

No matter how many times I hear it, the German language never ceases to amaze me. Of course, most Germans would probably say the same thing about me because my language sounds so unusual . You see, I only speak the language of love. Gooch tickle boobie rub. My amorous grammar aside, this is a German Droid commercial. I don’t want to ruin the surprise ending for you, but I’m going to if you don’t have the self-control to watch it before reading this: The other cellphone throws itself out the window. Not unlike my WiiMote did when I couldn’t beat Bowser on the 10,000th try of the final castle in the new Mario. Except he broke a window too. Then got high and ate the last of my Bagel Bites. Expect a bill, Nintendo. Youtube Thanks to Joscha, who has never experienced phone-envy because he has the latest and greatest in space-phone technology: a laser cell.

Jeff posted an online ad looking for disguised weapons so he can attack people without their knowing. Unfortunately, Mike replied to his ad with some DIY weaponry . Jeff was not impressed. This is the knife Mike offered him, but hit the jump to see a sweet handgun, rifle and shotgun he was also willing to part with. I don’t get it, they all look good to me. Geez Jeff, go get yourself a damn belt sword . Just don’t forget you’re wearing it when you feel like getting kinky in the bedroom. I’ve gone through had a friend go through two call girls already. Sliced their buttcheeks clean off. Hit the jump for the rest of the hilarity.

Don’t do it Admiral ! Also, is that a womp rat ? Because I don’t know if I told you but I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. Yep, yep, yep, and have a thing for my sister (I watched her shower once, it’s true). admiral ackbar [izit] and It’s a Trap Woot shirt available again

If you haven’t already seen it, this is a 20-minute review of Avatar by the same monotonously voiced cat who did the nearly hour-long Phantom Menace review . It’s pretty good. Not as good as you’re looking this morning, but God must have put diamonds in your eyes or some shit because you are lookin’ finer than a steak dinner. Are you getting this, romance writers? I’m thinking about holding a workshop. Hit the jump for part two.

Ryan Seacrest was looking uber-dapper, if not slightly overdressed, last night at Madeo. He's so well put together, it just makes me think maybe he should ditch the stiff look and drop his Pants on the Ground, right?! The American…

This is today’s woot.shirt . It’s Admiral Ackbar stuck in a Chinese finger trap. Unfortunately, they already sold out of the first run of (3,000) tees before I woke up this morning. But fear not, the shirt will most definitely be available again next week during The Reckoning (somebody remind me and I’ll post a link) so you can go pick one up for $15. Then we can all wear them to Geekologie-con and point and laugh at each other’s funny t-shirts like giddy little schoolgirls. I may even look up your skirt if you’re lucky . AND IT BETTER NOT BE A TRAP THIS TIME! It’s gonna be a trap, isn’t it? I’ll risk it! Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to 4thirty, Garfield, Tony, Greg and CHRISYUN, who….IT’S A TRAP! ROFLOL. Never gets old.

This is a short video of girls making the sound effects to scenes from ‘Commando’, ‘The Dark Knight’ and ‘Terminator 3′. The video is called ‘Girls Are Bad At Sound Effects’, but I thought they did an incredible job . There are literally a TON of quality pews in there. And I give you my personal guarantee there’s no way you can watch it and without at least cracking a smile hitting play. Girls Are Bad At Sound Effects [collgehumor] Thanks to Brad, who could pew you out of the water. Literally, he owns torpedoes.

HA! That brought a smile to my face . Which is good because I’ve been struggling ever since that last lamb post . Internet gods have feelings too, you know. Or so I’ve heard. But blogging hacks definitely do. Well That Was Easy. [epicwinftw] Thanks to Gareth, who accidentally saved page instead of Zelda. Jesus, they don’t even look alike.