If you haven’t already seen it, this is a 20-minute review of Avatar by the same monotonously voiced cat who did the nearly hour-long Phantom Menace review . It’s pretty good. Not as good as you’re looking this morning, but God must have put diamonds in your eyes or some shit because you are lookin’ finer than a steak dinner. Are you getting this, romance writers? I’m thinking about holding a workshop. Hit the jump for part two.

David Thorne, a man best known for drawing a picture of a seven-legged spider to settle an unpaid bill , is back at it — this time staving off another rental property inspection with shark drawings. And while David may never top the spider bit, this one did have its moments. Namely the end. Unfortunately, it also has a lot of words , which I mostly skimmed over. Not unlike the way you read Geekologie. Kidding — like any of you get past the picture. Your sister’s a whore! Hit the jump to see how the whole ordeal played out.

David Thorne, a man best known for drawing a picture of a seven-legged spider to settle an unpaid bill , is back at it — this time staving off another rental property inspection with shark drawings. And while David may never top the spider bit, this one did have its moments. Namely the end. Unfortunately, it also has a lot of words , which I mostly skimmed over. Not unlike the way you read Geekologie. Kidding — like any of you get past the picture. Your sister’s a whore! Hit the jump to see how the whole ordeal played out.

To celebrate Bill Cosby’s birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials ? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make those? Okay, so maybe I have been down in this robot shelter too long. I kid, I kid — now somebody bring me some new cassettes to play. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the portrait’s transformation over the course of a night.